Raidernation Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Everytime when I'm out in local area running errands etc without fail I see at least one person cutting about in that bootleg union jack sevco top that cropped up last yearFor one horrible moment I read that as a cropped secco top and was a little sick in my mouth at the image conjured up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 27 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Epstein found dead in his cell. sweating like a chip shop window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Epstein found dead in his cell.Well, well, well........Epstein was allegedly on suicide watch after self-harming in jail last week, yet he manages to commit suicide ??I smell shite......a big steaming pile of shite.....[emoji853] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperDee Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Well, well, well........Epstein was allegedly on suicide watch after self-harming in jail last week, yet he manages to commit suicide ??I smell shite......a big steaming pile of shite.....[emoji853]Yup. Stinks of a coverup. Who ordered it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Yup. Stinks of a coverup. Who ordered it? Well it wasn’t a car crash, so we can rule out Philip.* *allegedly. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 Well, well, well........Epstein was allegedly on suicide watch after self-harming in jail last week, yet he manages to commit suicide ??I smell shite......a big steaming pile of shite.....[emoji853]He was on Suicide watch. They watched him commit suicide. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 He was on Suicide watch. They watched him commit suicide.They watched the Clintons force him to commit suicide. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 He should have forked out for one of these. The nice monk chucked in a bracelet for Mrs Par too. He wanted a score but I got him down to £2.50. A bargain for lifetime peace IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: He should have forked out for one of these. The nice monk chucked in a bracelet for Mrs Par too. He wanted a score but I got him down to £2.50. A bargain for lifetime peace IMO. Australian monk was he? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 My heart's beating like f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 23 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: My heart's beating like f**k. You’ve done a double-take on last night’s conquest and she has a hump? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 He should have forked out for one of these. The nice monk chucked in a bracelet for Mrs Par too. He wanted a score but I got him down to £2.50. A bargain for lifetime peace IMO. I was given one by a very pleasant monk in Manhattan. He gave me it for free and despite having read that they are in fact, scamming b*****ds, I have been unable to muster up the courage to throw it out. I really do work smoothly and I am scared to lose that smoothness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: I was given one by a very pleasant monk in Manhattan. He gave me it for free and despite having read that they are in fact, scamming b*****ds, I have been unable to muster up the courage to throw it out. I really do work smoothly and I am scared to lose that smoothness. You should have asked if he had one that could cure your height problem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 31 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: You should have asked if he had one that could cure your height problem. Do they cure things? What did you get m9? Is it that thing you told Mrs B not to tell me about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 12 hours ago, Shandon Par said: He should have forked out for one of these. The nice monk chucked in a bracelet for Mrs Par too. He wanted a score but I got him down to £2.50. A bargain for lifetime peace IMO. But you've hung it upside down. Expect war to break out at any minute. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarballs Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 It seems Yogi Hughes is providing broadband here in Zimbabwe. Certainly didn't think that 'communications' were his field of expertise. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'. It actually contained TEN. Result! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 30 minutes ago, GordonD said: Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'. It actually contained TEN. Result! I hope you had plenty of sausage, egg, black pudding, haggis, mushroom and beans to go with it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'. It actually contained FOUR. Raging. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 22 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: Opened a packet of bacon this morning - said on the label 'Average contents 7 rashers'. It actually contained FOUR. Raging. At least you now know which rotten cnut got your missing three! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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