Sergeant Wilson Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 57 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: How did you blister there? He runs like Forest Gump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Was out running yesterday and blistered a very sensitive area. Went to shop and decided antiseptic Savlon was the way to go. Applied liberally then had a lie down. Woke up in agony half an hour later. Felt like I’d been shot between my balls and my arse. Turned out antiseptic wasn’t a good plan. Was in tears with pain and missus just laughed at me. No photos. For love of God no photos 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 21 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Barse? Weld. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, Swarley said: No photos. For love of God no photos Probably very similar to his feet tbh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Woke up in agony half an hour later. Felt like I’d been shot between my balls and my arse. Turned out antiseptic wasn’t a good plan. Was in tears with pain and missus just laughed at me. Perineal fistula incoming. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4882183/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: Perineal fistula incoming. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4882183/ Cheers! Huge blisters. Arse like a baboon. On the mend today though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Cheers! Huge blisters. Arse like a baboon. On the mend today though. All the best for a speedy recovery.........tell Mrs. Par that a wee break from all nighter pegging sessions is required.[emoji41] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Bairnardo's pegging her right now 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 15 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Bairnardo's pegging her right now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Bairnardo's pegging her right now Her right what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Just seen this on Twitter. Better late than never. P&B I give you, the Moet murderers. 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 11 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Was out running yesterday and blistered a very sensitive area. Went to shop and decided antiseptic Savlon was the way to go. Applied liberally then had a lie down. Woke up in agony half an hour later. Felt like I’d been shot between my balls and my arse. Turned out antiseptic wasn’t a good plan. Was in tears with pain and missus just laughed at me. Deep Heat would have sorted the pain... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Par Avion. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-49076434 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 (edited) I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage. Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho; 1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine? 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. Edited July 23, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 35 minutes ago, Dele said: I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage. Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho; 1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine? 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. A giant rat is using the barrel of your washing machine like a hamster wheel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 (edited) 37 minutes ago, Dele said: I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage. Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho; 1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine? 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. Chives and/or some kind of hot sauce. washing machine might be a coin in it. Edited July 23, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 (edited) 46 minutes ago, Dele said: 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. Chorizo. Chopped sausage rather than thin slices. Edited July 23, 2019 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Pure uncut cocaine 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 7 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Par Avion. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-49076434 Hopefully the police stamp out this kind of carelessness. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 I'm sitting eating breakfast and the washing machine is making a weird noise. It isn't the first time I've heard it, it's sort of like the noise you hear coming from a hamsters cage. Two things that I should probably be asking in the quick question thread but hey ho; 1. What the fucking hell is this noise coming from (I think) he pipes behind the washing machine? 2. What can I use to spruce up my scrambled eggs. They're getting boring now. f**k knows about the machine but if you’ve not got some grated cheese, and some of the aforementioned chives, in those scrambled there’s yer answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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