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1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I remember once being rescued out of a window by a fireman in Ward Road because some scum had set a mattress on fire in the closey. Didn’t help that I was near comotose at the time. Luckily the bird I was with at the time (pre Mrs Mullarkey) was slightly less inebriated. Think she actually pumped the fireman later on tbh.

Before or after he got you out of the window?

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6 minutes ago, NJ2 said:


As have I. Went to the pictures as a child when it was released, cried a lot when that evil b*****d killed the wee mans father.

SPOILERS!!!!!

(for Miguel and Chris obvs as they’re the only two people on the planet who haven’t seen it).

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SPOILERS!!!!!
(for Miguel and Chris obvs as they’re the only two people on the planet who haven’t seen it).

Nobody should go in and deal with that trauma unexpected. Nearly 25 years on and I’m not over it.
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I'm in Glasgow this week for a course. First night so decided to go out and get some juice and snacks for the room. Heading back a lassie high as a kite approached me and the conversation went something like this.

Her: They "pakis" are watching me. But a need the £2.

Me: (Not wanting to be rude and just walk away) Where you going pal?

Her: A need the shop but I've nae money. Can you gimme £2?

Me: I don't carry cash pal, I only use my phone for contactless.

Her: Well can you get me summit fae the shop wae contactless?


Racism, a first hand view of the country's drug problem and quick-witted comedy all in one interaction. People make Glasgow [emoji38]

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I'm in Glasgow this week for a course. First night so decided to go out and get some juice and snacks for the room. Heading back a lassie high as a kite approached me and the conversation went something like this.

Her: They "pakis" are watching me. But a need the £2.

Me: (Not wanting to be rude and just walk away) Where you going pal?

Her: A need the shop but I've nae money. Can you gimme £2?

Me: I don't carry cash pal, I only use my phone for contactless.

Her: Well can you get me summit fae the shop wae contactless?


Racism, a first hand view of the country's drug problem and quick-witted comedy all in one interaction. People make Glasgow [emoji38]


^^ took her back to the hotel to “give her two pounds”
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