DiegoDiego Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 (Before I get ripped apart, I always pronounced it to rhyme with 'Lauda' but these days it seems to rhyme with 'Buddah'. Who knows?)The Dutch? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 18 minutes ago, GordonD said: It was Gouda you to post it though. (Before I get ripped apart, I always pronounced it to rhyme with 'Lauda' but these days it seems to rhyme with 'Buddah'. Who knows?) Frankly my dear I don't give Edam.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Fucking Elgin high street. That's as old as the hills. No surprise that it's Elgin though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 (edited) 13 hours ago, Granny Danger said: The crops have been fantastic the last couple of years and the apples themselves wonderful. Just at a bit of a loss with what to do with six sacks! Edited July 17, 2019 by Bold Rover 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted July 17, 2019 Share Posted July 17, 2019 I cleaned up vomit so suck me off bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 5 hours ago, Cerberus said: I cleaned up vomit so suck me off bitch. That chart would make anyone throw up 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 hours ago, hk blues said: That chart would make anyone throw up It depends on whether she spits or swallows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 I cleaned up vomit so suck me off bitch.This is depressing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Cerberus said: I cleaned up vomit so suck me off bitch. Whilst it is obviously made up, imagine that was your existence. You'd need to add a column for "Don't take yourself off to the garage with a length of rubber hose" 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Cerberus said: I cleaned up vomit so suck me off bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Whilst it is obviously made up, imagine that was your existence. You'd need to add a column for "Don't take yourself off to the garage with a length of rubber hose" You really would! f**k sake. Even Fritzl didn't demean his victim in this way! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 10 hours ago, Cerberus said: I cleaned up vomit so suck me off bitch. Is baby sideburns the name of the kid? does the baby have sideburns? does the dad have tiny sideburns? So many questions, so few answers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 26 minutes ago, deej said: Is baby sideburns the name of the kid? does the baby have sideburns? does the dad have tiny sideburns? So many questions, so few answers. The only thing that is set in stone for whichever man allows this sort of behaviour, is that the BJ is an unattainable prize. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: The only thing that is set in stone for whichever man allows this sort of behaviour, is that the BJ is an unattainable prize. It depends what timescale that chart is set over. Given there is only 6 columns it's difficult to decide whether it's for one day or Mon - Sat. Either way, all you have to do is force feed the baby 6 times and clean up the resultant spew for your BJ. Easy. Edit: Having had a second look I doubt whether anyone would be expected to "bathe the rug rats" or make lunches 6 times a day so cleaning up vomit 6 times over 6 days makes that Sunday blowy so much easier. Edited July 18, 2019 by Dee Man 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Dee Man said: It depends what timescale that chart is set over. Given there is only 6 columns it's difficult to decide whether it's for one day or Mon - Sat. Either way, all you have to do is force feed the baby 6 times and clean up the resultant spew for your BJ. Easy. Edit: Having had a second look I doubt whether anyone would be expected to "bathe the rug rats" or make lunches 6 times a day so cleaning up vomit 6 times over 6 days makes that Sunday blowy so much easier. I am not saying said man will not successfully clean up 6 instances of vomit, I am saying the prize at the end wont materialise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: I am not saying said man will not successfully clean up 6 instances of vomit, I am saying the prize at the end wont materialise. Aye, well I won't disagree with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 I certainly do 5 of those 7 things regularly (3 & 4 no longer needed) and get f**k all in return other than the smell of fag smoke blowing into the house every half an hour or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 18, 2019 Share Posted July 18, 2019 Fancy being depressed about the world? Read this article - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-48968498 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Would you like the portcullis on your 800 year old castle turned upside down? Call these guys. https://danielwhelanengineering.ie/ They have the logo on all their vans too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: Would you like the portcullis on your 800 year old castle turned upside down? Call these guys. https://danielwhelanengineering.ie/ They have the logo on all their vans too. You would think it would be quite important to put where they are based on their website as well. I don't even know which country it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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