tamthebam Posted June 16, 2019 Share Posted June 16, 2019 On 15/06/2019 at 18:38, Bairnardo said: Fresh pineapple is fucking sensational. Why am I not eating it all the time? It actually makes your mouth happy, yet today is the first tine I have had in f**k knows how long... Whats going on here? He lives in a pineapple because he's just a wee c, Bairnardo Squarepants! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 8 hours ago, Bold Rover said: Good chat up line. Thanks. I’ve finally found a good chat up line 45 years after needing it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 17 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Same. I even got one of those push along mowers the other day as the gardeners never cut the grass short enough and I can’t be arsed getting the electric extension cable out and using the electric mower. Now the dog constantly attacks the push along mower. What push mower do you use? Thinking of getting one because I want a good tight lawn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 40 minutes ago, Nkomo-A-Gogo said: What push mower do you use? Thinking of getting one because I want a good tight lawn. I’ve used it twice and it seems to do the job and makes a nice noise. It’s a Bosch AHM38G. Don’t know if this is good or bad. Mrs bought it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 I'm watching the quiz show Tenable - most of the contestants seem to be very much OFTW. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 22 hours ago, Granny Danger said: I hate gardening. I like the garden but hate having to do stuff on those rare occasions that I’m obliged to. I'm the same. I like to see a nice garden (such as ours is) but the amount of work that has to go into it is not for me. Cutting the grass is as about involved as I get. Weeding, pruning, planting, trimming hedges etc is for someone else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 You think you’re hard? You’re not “replace your amputated forearm with a knife” hard.https://www.forbes.com/sites/kristinakillgrove/2018/04/12/archaeologists-find-ancient-knife-hand-prosthesis-on-medieval-warrior/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 23 minutes ago, ICTChris said: You think you’re hard? You’re not “replace your amputated forearm with a knife” hard.https://www.forbes.com/sites/kristinakillgrove/2018/04/12/archaeologists-find-ancient-knife-hand-prosthesis-on-medieval-warrior/ 'Tis but a scratch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 The sum of my productivity at work the past 2 weeks has been learning how to solve a Rubix cube, from watching videos on YouTube. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 13 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: I'm watching the quiz show Tenable - most of the contestants seem to be very much OFTW. And the presenter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 (edited) I currently have 2 Soya Burgers cooking in the oven. Edit : They were very good. Will buy again. Edited June 18, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 I currently have 2 Soya Burgers cooking in the oven. Edit : They were very good. Will buy again. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 53 minutes ago, Dele said: I'm seeing an evil bunny. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 All of The Thick of It is on bbc iPlayer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginaro Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 1 minute ago, NJ2 said: All of The Thick of It is on bbc iPlayer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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tamthebam Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 7 hours ago, Dele said: I currently have 2 Soya Burgers cooking in the oven. Edit : They were very good. Will buy again. no no no, it is the slippery slope to mushroom suppers.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Angela forgets to take the eggs out. Quote German Chancellor Angela Merkel has said she is fine, after she was seen trembling as she greeted Ukraine's president on a boiling day in Berlin. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48680623 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 6 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Angela forgets to take the eggs out. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48680623 As Leader of the land of the Frank N Furter perhaps she was trembling with antici..... ...pation. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 I don't want to quote this directly, but there is something so innocent yet hilarious about this post. Quote I don't mind the style of the font, but is there any way to increase the size of the font ? I am old and I can't read this size of script clearly. I have got my glasses on. I found them in the kitchen. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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