philpy Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Its fucking shocking. The woman was telling me folk steal clothes and leave their own... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 35 minutes ago, philpy said: Bought a couple of vinyl LPs from a charity shop in porty yesterday, they have to take the albums out of the sleeves and keep them Behind the counter because people steal them. Who the f**k steals from a charity shop?? Scummy c***s, must be fucking desperate. Answered your own question there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Portobello is probably one of the nicest places in Edinburgh tbf. They probably hid them as soon as they saw Philpy come in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: Watching blind date on channel 5 right now and there are 2 slim and nice looking girls and 1 utter bush pig. They don’t even look like the same species. Really? Wow!!! Thanks for sharing that with us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Throbber would probably f**k a pint glass filled with razor blades for a shot at the woman he denigrated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 2, 2019 Share Posted June 2, 2019 Teresa Langana on Bad Blood. She even makes smoking look amazing 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Got absolutely steaming last night and pulled what I thought to be a looker, a bit MILFY, never realised she was an actual old woman until she pulled her glasses out her bag to read a text message. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 14 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Got absolutely steaming last night and pulled what I thought to be a looker, a bit MILFY, never realised she was an actual old woman until she pulled her glasses out her bag to read a text message. And did she do a runner when she saw you with her glasses on? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 (edited) On 01/06/2019 at 20:43, BillyAnchor said: You can now officially cast yer cloot It means Hawthorn trees not coats! ETA... beaten by Bold Rover! Edited June 3, 2019 by HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 12 minutes ago, GordonD said: And did she do a runner when she saw you with her glasses on? I'm a solid 8/10 mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 2 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: I'm a solid 8/10 mate. Were you not dating a young thing? Absolutely no discrimination from Bert. Kudos. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 3 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Got absolutely steaming last night and pulled what I thought to be a looker, a bit MILFY, never realised she was an actual old woman until she pulled her glasses out her bag to read a text message. I hope you gave her a good seeing to and didn't have an ageist freak out and ran away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Got absolutely steaming last night and pulled what I thought to be a looker, a bit MILFY, never realised she was an actual old woman until she pulled her glasses out her bag to read a text message.At least her being able to take her teeth out would have had it's benefits? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 39 minutes ago, Dele said: Were you not dating a young thing? Absolutely no discrimination from Bert. Kudos. 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: I hope you gave her a good seeing to and didn't have an ageist freak out and ran away. 17 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: 3 hours ago, Bert Raccoon said: Got absolutely steaming last night and pulled what I thought to be a looker, a bit MILFY, never realised she was an actual old woman until she pulled her glasses out her bag to read a text message. At least her being able to take her teeth out would have had it's benefits? Unfortunately, she had to take her child ( or grandchild perhaps) to school this morning so I did not venture her sheltered accommodation. In an ironic twist of fate, once she left the pub, I moved on to another pub and arranged a date with a girl 12 years younger than me (I'm 37 for the record, I'm no Turboshandy), what a time to be alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Fresh Prince of Bel Air was great TV. Still is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Unfortunately, she had to take her child ( or grandchild perhaps) to school this morning so I did not venture her sheltered accommodation. In an ironic twist of fate, once she left the pub, I moved on to another pub and arranged a date with a girl 12 years younger than me (I'm 37 for the record, I'm no Turboshandy), what a time to be alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Moomintroll Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Thank f**k somebody got it, I thought it might have been that but saw nothing on You Tube from the intro sequences so discounted it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Someone hasn't had their Happy Meal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Here’s something you don’t see everyday 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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