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25 minutes ago, Silverton End said:

Daddie's Sauce is actually made in Poland by HP (sauce) foods, a subsidiary of Heinz.

Love a splash of Daddie's on my bacon roll.

 

There's no point in posting a photo of Kenneth if you're doing it deliberately.

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I think thats to do with your breaks from work in a 14 day period and stuff

Rings a bell. Basically arse covering so contractually we’re not obliged to Saturday and Sunday off, isn’t it?
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2 minutes ago, NJ2 said:


Rings a bell. Basically arse covering so contractually we’re not obliged to Saturday and Sunday off, isn’t it?

That's the one, we are entitled to set days of during a set period depending on your hours

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Just had this exchange with the till operator in McDonalds:

- "A grilled chicken wrap with just salad and no sauce please".

- "Caesar or Spicy?"

- "Neither, just grilled chicken and salad".

- " Yes, but you have to tell me one so that I can then subtract the sauce from the order" 

- "I don't care, you choose. I just want grilled  chicken and salad on a wrap".

- "Yes but you have to choose one".

- "OK, which one is the cheapest?"

- "They're both the same price".

- *internally* FOR f**k SAKE! "Spicy then".

Fucking ludicrous. I was one more sentence away from going full Michael Douglas. 

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50 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

Just had this exchange with the till operator in McDonalds:

- "A grilled chicken wrap with just salad and no sauce please".

- "Caesar or Spicy?"

- "Neither, just grilled chicken and salad".

- " Yes, but you have to tell me one so that I can then subtract the sauce from the order" 

- "I don't care, you choose. I just want grilled  chicken and salad on a wrap".

- "Yes but you have to choose one".

- "OK, which one is the cheapest?"

- "They're both the same price".

- *internally* FOR f**k SAKE! "Spicy then".

Fucking ludicrous. I was one more sentence away from going full Michael Douglas. 

In part 2 of this tale do you get your head caved in by the McDonald's employee and get free Happy Meals for life as compo? 

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17 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

In part 2 of this tale do you get your head caved in by the McDonald's employee and get free Happy Meals for life as compo? 

By the law of averages I must be due to inflict some damage on an assailant rather than be on the receiving end. 

Third time lucky. 

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15 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

The Eminem tune where he slags Moby and says "Nobody listens to techno" has always annoyed me as Moby didn't make techno. He did make other shite music though. 

Moby made quite a lot of techno but he released it under the alias Voodoo Child.

I listened to some of it once.

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17 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said:

Happy birthday to you,

Happy birthday dear Steven

Happy birthday to you.

Here's to the next 60 years! 

Thank you.

Image result for morrissey birthday

He shares a birthday with Katie Price and Naomi Campbell. 

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18 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

The Eminem tune where he slags Moby and says "Nobody listens to techno" has always annoyed me as Moby didn't make techno. He did make other shite music though. 

That line pops into my head too "you're too old, let go, nobody listens to techno". We must share some brain waves. 

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