welshbairn Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 9 hours ago, Shandon Par said: A Jambo charged with the murder of Bradley Welsh: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-48268748 As I remember it the intrepid crime reporters of the Sun and Record were confidently saying it was definitely a Somali hitman or a Weegie hitman, respectively. Turns out it's some fuckwit from Addiewell. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 5 minutes ago, welshbairn said: As I remember it the intrepid crime reporters of the Sun and Record were confidently saying it was definitely a Somali hitman or a Weegie hitman, respectively. Turns out it's some fuckwit from Addiewell. Addiewell nick. He’s a West Edinburgh chap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted May 15, 2019 Share Posted May 15, 2019 As I remember it the intrepid crime reporters of the Sun and Record were confidently saying it was definitely a Somali hitman or a Weegie hitman, respectively. Turns out it's some fuckwit from Addiewell. I think police said they can’t rule it out, they couldn’t rule anything out...which roughly translated in paper talk to “must be Somali pirate types” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Did you like the sound of your teeth smashing? So weird not feeling a thing but hearing the dentist crunch f**k out of the gnashers. I had this when I was given a crown. Was particularly annoying as it started off with my first and only filling that was fairly insignificant. That fell out a month later, they made a bigger hole for a replacement filling, the side enamel then cracked off and it got to the point they just said "There's more filling than tooth now, let's just drill it right down to a stump and stick a crown on it. The dental equivalent of Father Ted's attempt to fix that dent on the car. Edited May 16, 2019 by Hedgecutter 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: I had this when I was given a crown. Was particularly annoying as it started off with my first and only filling that was fairly insignificant. That fell out a month later, they made a bigger hole for a replacement filling, the side enamel then cracked off and it got to the point they just said "There's more filling than tooth now, let's just drill it right down to a stump and stick a crown on it. The dental equivalent of Father Ted's attempt to fix that dent on the car. Precisely what I'm having done in about 45 minutes! Side enamel cracked off after a filling; I've had a temporary crown for the last couple of weeks and going to have the permanent one fitted now. I was fine about it until I read your post! (Helps that the dentist is a definite wid. But no pics as that would be creepy.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 (edited) 7 minutes ago, GordonD said: Precisely what I'm having done in about 45 minutes! Side enamel cracked off after a filling; I've had a temporary crown for the last couple of weeks and going to have the permanent one fitted now. I was fine about it until I read your post! (Helps that the dentist is a definite wid. But no pics as that would be creepy.) Same here! Just don't wear loose trousers when you're lying down face up for a while. Things can get awkward. Edited May 16, 2019 by Hedgecutter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 “Avogadro’s number, a basic unit of measure in chemistry, which was named for Avogadro long after his death. It is the number of molecules found in 2.016 grams of hydrogen gas (or an equal volume of any other gas). Its value is placed at 6.0221367 x 10^23, which is an enormously large number. Chemistry students have long amused themselves by computing just how large a number it is, so I can report that it is equivalent to the number of popcorn kernels needed to cover the United States to a depth of nine miles, or cupfuls of water in the Pacific Ocean, or soft drink cans that would, evenly stacked, cover the Earth to a depth of 200 miles. An equivalent number of American pennies would be enough to make every person on Earth a dollar trillionaire. It is a big number.”[emoji44] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 37 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: “Avogadro’s number, a basic unit of measure in chemistry, which was named for Avogadro long after his death. It is the number of molecules found in 2.016 grams of hydrogen gas (or an equal volume of any other gas). Its value is placed at 6.0221367 x 10^23, which is an enormously large number. Chemistry students have long amused themselves by computing just how large a number it is, so I can report that it is equivalent to the number of popcorn kernels needed to cover the United States to a depth of nine miles, or cupfuls of water in the Pacific Ocean, or soft drink cans that would, evenly stacked, cover the Earth to a depth of 200 miles. An equivalent number of American pennies would be enough to make every person on Earth a dollar trillionaire. It is a big number.” Covering the United States nine miles deep in popcorn kernels seems like a good idea to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 In a Vietnamese place earlier, two notable things. Without any irony, a guy came in and asked if it was dog friendly. Thankfully they chased him. I got cutlery, but watched other Asian customers use chopsticks. What a performance, sooking and slabbering, scraping food in to their gubs from the edge of the bowl etc. Chopsticks don't work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 43 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Chopsticks don't work. Have you noticed that when people eat Chinese food in American films, everybody uses chopsticks? Is it taught at school or something? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 A Jambo charged with the murder of Bradley Welsh: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-48268748 I don’t know about his footballing preferences but he’s presumably the same Sean Orman that received a five year sentence, five years ago, for armed robbery https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-31661599 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 And the sam Sean Orman that the Mayor day f Middlesbrough apprehended while he tried to rob a jewellers in Edinburgh https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/thief-tackled-ray-mallon-edinburgh-6636584 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 On 5/15/2019 at 04:03, Shandon Par said: A Jambo charged with the murder of Bradley Welsh: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-48268748 I had to click on that link because I got my Bradleys mixed up. I was thinking "Wait...the wee Sunderland fan was murdered?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 Anyone know Richard? Maybe pop round or give him a call, make sure he's OK. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: In a Vietnamese place earlier, two notable things. Without any irony, a guy came in and asked if it was dog friendly. Thankfully they chased him. I got cutlery, but watched other Asian customers use chopsticks. What a performance, sooking and slabbering, scraping food in to their gubs from the edge of the bowl etc. Chopsticks don't work. "Chopsticks are the reason the Chinese didn't invent custard"- Spike Milligan. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 16, 2019 Share Posted May 16, 2019 overheard in a shop: "Shinty is the most stupid game on earth.." "Shinty? What is it?" "Well, it's as if hockey and fighting decided to have a child.." 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 Chopsticks don't work.Someone should tell that to the 2.5 billion people on the planet that use them, maybe they’re unaware of other options. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 14 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: In a Vietnamese place earlier, two notable things. Without any irony, a guy came in and asked if it was dog friendly. Thankfully they chased him. I got cutlery, but watched other Asian customers use chopsticks. What a performance, sooking and slabbering, scraping food in to their gubs from the edge of the bowl etc. Chopsticks don't work. Bit exotic for you? Do the Vietnamese do rolls and sausage? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 15 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Bit exotic for you? Do the Vietnamese do rolls and sausage? No, they do rolls n' Sausage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted May 17, 2019 Share Posted May 17, 2019 41 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Someone should tell that to the 2.5 billion people on the planet that use them, maybe they’re unaware of other options. Opinion is divided. Theirs and mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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