NJ2 Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 I think the technical term is graft!Get those cells grafted! Just sounds wrong? All the very best in any event though, hope all goes well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 When did it become acceptable for fully-grown Scottish men to get excited about shitey comic book movies and say words like "awesome" and "epic" to describe said movies? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 My hairdresser just found out recently she was pregnant, 7 months along. She had loads of negative tests and Dr thought it was possibly a wheat intolerance making her fat so it can happen. In other news. Just got a a call to go in for my stem cell transplant... on Monday [emoji33]As both an internet stranger whom I like, and the spouse of an internet stranger whom I like, I wish you the absolute best in this. It will be a good day on P&B when you get it skelped. All the best. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 I think I’m developing a thing for Sarah Pascoe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: My hairdresser just found out recently she was pregnant, 7 months along. She had loads of negative tests and Dr thought it was possibly a wheat intolerance making her fat so it can happen. In other news. Just got a a call to go in for my stem cell transplant... on Monday f**k you cancer, 12 Ruel Street and bring yer Maw. On the topic of unexpected pregnancies, would the fact that not having a period for some time not be a bit of a red flag (pun unintended). 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, mathematics said: I think I’m developing a thing for Sarah Pascoe. I seen her at the gym in Edinburgh one year during the festival so added extra weight to the bar in order to impress her with my strength. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 9 minutes ago, ForzaDundee said: I seen her at the gym in Edinburgh one year during the festival so added extra weight to the bar in order to impress her with my strength. Did it work? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ForzaDundee Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 hour ago, mathematics said: Did it work? She didn't ask to shag me, if that's what your asking. Probably just too shy. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 On my way up the M90 I stopped at Kinross Services for a pish. Whilst doing what I stopped for I noticed the advertisement in front of me. It was for flatulence pants.So if any P&Bers have a problem with flatulence and wish to hide it from your nearest and dearest then here is where to purchase the answer to all your prayers:https://www.myshreddies.com/You can thank me later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Kmeister said: On my way up the M90 I stopped at Kinross Services for a pish. Whilst doing what I stopped for I noticed the advertisement in front of me. It was for flatulence pants. So if any P&Bers have a problem with flatulence and wish to hide it from your nearest and dearest then here is where to purchase the answer to all your prayers:https://www.myshreddies.com/ You can thank me later. But...But why would anyone want to contain their farts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 3 hours ago, ForzaDundee said: When did it become acceptable for fully-grown Scottish men to get excited about shitey comic book movies and say words like "awesome" and "epic" to describe said movies? Agreed. They should only get excited about the good ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 20 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: But...But why would anyone want to contain their farts? If you wanted to keep on drinking. https://www.wnd.com/2007/03/40802/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 26, 2019 Share Posted April 26, 2019 Maybe they should invent a pair of keks with a wee windmill in the back. You could produce electricity while farting and charge your mobile in a sort of C02 offset. Spoiler Testing the prototype on Dragon's Den... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 14 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: f**k you cancer, 12 Ruel Street and bring yer Maw. On the topic of unexpected pregnancies, would the fact that not having a period for some time not be a bit of a red flag (pun unintended). I was about to say the same thing. Don’t really understand how it is possible to miss unless my understanding of biology is way off. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 Agreed. They should only get excited about the good ones.Farts are like children, Everyone loves their own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I was about to say the same thing. Don’t really understand how it is possible to miss unless my understanding of biology is way off. I've heard that air hostesses (I beg their pardon; "flight attendants") can be prone to this sort of thing. Not because they might be of looser morals than your average woman (not on any flights I've been on anyway) but because the constant changes in air pressure as the plane goes up and down can f**k with their body chemistry. Mind you, that was told to me by a bloke in a pub so is probably complete shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 2 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Farts are like children, Everyone loves their own. And perverts like other peoples. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 (edited) I tried "Rhubarb and Custard" and a "Strawberries and Cream" ciders last night. Brothers cider, I think. Waste of the best part of £7. I do enjoy their toffee apple though. Edited April 27, 2019 by Dele 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 22 hours ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: f**k you cancer, 12 Ruel Street and bring yer Maw. On the topic of unexpected pregnancies, would the fact that not having a period for some time not be a bit of a red flag (pun unintended). 8 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: I was about to say the same thing. Don’t really understand how it is possible to miss unless my understanding of biology is way off. Yeah not every woman gets a period every month. Some ladies can be pretty irregular so wouldn't exactly notice a missed period. Some women can also still bleed monthly despite being pregnant although this is pretty rare. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 I worked with a girl that after work, went home and gave birth that night in her toilet. Nobody knew she was pregnant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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