Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 59 minutes ago, throbber said: I really did enjoy the bypass. Will be coming that way every time now, no idea why anyone would chose the A9 over that! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 I haven't left the house since I got in from work yesterday, nor do I plan on doing it the rest of today. I care not a jot how sunny it is outside. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 ^^^^^ electronically tagged 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 I got my hair cut just last week I think you'll find! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 3 hours ago, Dele said: I haven't left the house since I got in from work yesterday, nor do I plan on doing it the rest of today. I care not a jot how sunny it is outside. Next door neighbour sunbathing in the garden 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 (edited) New law in place, if you're on a motorbike with a high viz vest on with 'marshal' on the back, then you're allowed to block traffic on a motorway at junctions. To let hundreds of your motorbike fuckwits through. Edited April 20, 2019 by Bigmouth Strikes Again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 On 19/04/2019 at 16:45, Sergeant Wilson said: I thought you'd been booted in to touch? Cannae keep a good man down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 8 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: New law in place, if you're on a motorbike with a high viz vest on with 'marshal' on the back, then you're allowed to block traffic on a motorway at junctions. To let hundreds of your motorbike fuckwits through. Was this the c***s going through Dundee earlier? I was in Lochee Park with the bairn and you could smell the patchouli oil about ten minutes before you heard or seen them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Amazing pictures used by the Mirror for this porn block story 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 13 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Was this the c***s going through Dundee earlier? I was in Lochee Park with the bairn and you could smell the patchouli oil about ten minutes before you heard or seen them. Yeah, they headed up to Douglas last I saw of them, plod in the middle of it all, an absolute joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 (edited) 17 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Yeah, they headed up to Douglas last I saw of them, plod in the middle of it all, an absolute joke. Did they have "Justice for Soldier F flags?" If so, I had the pleasure of being held up by them in Edinburgh last week. Some wee Ned in a BMX was cycling amongst them to their annoyance. Edited April 20, 2019 by Bobby Skidmarks 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
resk Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Some wee Ned in a BMX was cycling amongst them to their annoyance. Not all heroes wear capes - some wear Sports Direct. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Did they have "Justice for Soldier F flags?" Probably. Too seething to notice. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 6 hours ago, GordonD said: Next door neighbour sunbathing in the garden if passable female: pics or GTF if male: just GTF. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 I have just noticed that Kaiserlautern who won the Bundesliga twice in the nineties are sitting mid table in the 3rd tier of German football. They didn't even go into admin ffs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 9 hours ago, tamthebam said: if passable female: pics or GTF if male: just GTF. Not my neighbour; you do realise I was speculating why Dele wasn't going out? I wouldn't dream of assuming which gender his neighbour is though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 4 minutes ago, GordonD said: I wouldn't dream of assuming which gender his neighbour is though. If workshy arsehole is a gender, then that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Dele said: If workshy arsehole is a gender, then that. I never worked a day of my life.. I did turn up now and again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Tynierose said: I have just noticed that Kaiserlautern who won the Bundesliga twice in the nineties are sitting mid table in the 3rd tier of German football. They didn't even go into admin ffs. Perhaps they saw Bertie Vogts defect to Scotland and presumed that our model was the one to roll with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Met this deer earlier. Gave him a bit of a Snickers (not euph). 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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