Romeo Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 They fucking love a fleg in Belfast I thought the USA was bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: It is a horrible place. Easy now. It has a Stephens Drive through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 minute ago, DA Baracus said: Easy now. It has a Stephens Drive through. Stephens is shite* *I can't even pretend that this is true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Better?Bob Carolgees & Felicity Kendall fair get about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 Kazakhstan's President (seemingly for life) has resigned after 30 years in the job... Either 1) Scotland fans are adept at spreading democracy to far flung corners of the globe or 2) He's trying to avoid being strung up after the national humiliation that losing to a McLeish Scotland team would be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, tamthebam said: Kazakhstan's President (seemingly for life) has resigned after 30 years in the job... Either 1) Scotland fans are adept at spreading democracy to far flung corners of the globe or 2) He's trying to avoid being strung up after the national humiliation that losing to a McLeish Scotland team would be. 3) Leaving himself free for the job as Rangers manager when it comes up soon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 He was very popular with both the Kazakh & Russian (ethnic) population when I worked there. Tbf that was 15 years ago & they probably still had “special police” back then.A great leader in my opinion, given the antagonism between the indigenous Kazakhs & the Russian incomers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 4. Worried he might get called up to the Scotland squad by Alex because his grandfather once ate shortbread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 In the office early this morning, I was passing a young, unknown, attractive lady. I said in a friendly manner "morning and as she kindly returned the gesture I managed to stumble slightly over my own two feet passing by. Nearly spilled my glass of water too. Rather embarrassing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 In the office early this morning, I was passing a young, unknown, attractive lady. I said in a friendly manner "morning and as she kindly returned the gesture I managed to stumble slightly over my own two feet passing by. Nearly spilled my glass of water too. Rather embarrassing. Wid**Her, not you...we'll maybe you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 17 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: . Nearly spilled my glass of water too. etc etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 20 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: In the office early this morning, I was passing a young, unknown, attractive lady. I said in a friendly manner "morning and as she kindly returned the gesture I managed to stumble slightly over my own two feet passing by. Nearly spilled my glass of water too. Rather embarrassing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 He was very popular with both the Kazakh & Russian (ethnic) population when I worked there. Tbf that was 15 years ago & they probably still had “special police” back then.A great leader in my opinion, given the antagonism between the indigenous Kazakhs & the Russian incomers. Steady on, the Kazakhs aren't exactly indigenous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 These North Irish murals all have a bit of the travelling shows look about them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 These North Irish murals all have a bit of the travelling shows look about them. Wid, wid, probably wid, wid(Left to right) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 7 hours ago, HenryHill said: That sounds awful. 7 hours ago, Zen Archer said: You are talking shite, it is a monstrosity. Pair of pie philistines. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Wid, wid, probably wid, wid (Left to right) You wouldn’t be allowed on m8 - height restrictions. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: 3 hours ago, Brother Blades said: He was very popular with both the Kazakh & Russian (ethnic) population when I worked there. Tbf that was 15 years ago & they probably still had “special police” back then. A great leader in my opinion, given the antagonism between the indigenous Kazakhs & the Russian incomers. Steady on, the Kazakhs aren't exactly indigenous. Tinks Members of the travelling community? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 11 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: Taking my 3 year old to his Tiger Cubs class last night and he needed a pish before he went in. I take him in to the cubicle and he's happily sitting pishing away. There is another couple of guys in the toilets at this point. He's got to the point in his life where his lifelong fascination with his cock (which he currently thinks is called his "peanut") has started. He chose this moment to loudly declare "I've got a little peanut and you've got a huge peanut". I've never been more embarrassed/chuffed at the same time.* *His definition of huge is a bit on the generous side, unfortunately Find a local martial arts club. Uktkd are a rip off and classes far too big. Grading and pre gradings cost a fortune and you get very little notice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 19, 2019 Share Posted March 19, 2019 58 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Pair of pie philistines. Soya munchin hoor 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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