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My toaster died in an explosion yesterday. RIP toaster x I'll never forget your ability to make toasties in a sort of cage thing.
Your life appears to be a series of small tragedies, I blame it on your awful sense of fashion. How the actual f**k can a toaster explode?
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10 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:
25 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
My toaster died in an explosion yesterday. RIP toaster x I'll never forget your ability to make toasties in a sort of cage thing.

Your life appears to be a series of small tragedies, I blame it on your awful sense of fashion. How the actual f**k can a toaster explode?

Usually it happens when fishing something out but this happened when making toast. It has already been repaired once but the toxic burny smell makes me think it needs to go. Kettle being replaced too as it matches the toaster and is dented. 

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14 minutes ago, Moomintroll said:
29 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:
My toaster died in an explosion yesterday. RIP toaster x I'll never forget your ability to make toasties in a sort of cage thing.

Your life appears to be a series of small tragedies, I blame it on your awful sense of fashion. How the actual f**k can a toaster explode?

He's a drama queen, it's probably just come to the end of it's life.

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Just now, Rugster said:

No mate. There's a relatively new invention that does that for you, it's called a fridge. Don't mention one around @Melanius Mullarkey though, sore point for him

Yes, just keep it between us that the toaster packed up when Mrs MM was round, lighting her post-coital ciggy. 

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