eddiemunster Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 22 hours ago, Shandon Par said: In Toast of London a military toff character has a horse called Farage. I'd wanted to call my dog Tupac but Mrs didn't allow it. If I had a dog I would call it "Syndrome" so when it jumped up at folk I could shout "down Syndrome!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 10 hours ago, Cerberus said: An early sex doll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 28 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: If I had a dog I would call it "Syndrome" so when it jumped up at folk I could shout "down Syndrome!" If I had a racehorse, I would call it ‘my face’ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 If I had a dog I would call it "Syndrome" so when it jumped up at folk I could shout "down Syndrome!"I probably first heard that joke 20 years ago and it’s the most unfunny load of shite I have ever heard. I hope one day you (or anyone else stupid enough to come out with it) say it in front of someone who’s has been affected by Down’s syndrome and they punch you on the nose. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Depending on the person, their punch could have the strength of 5 men behind it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 1 hour ago, throbber said: I probably first heard that joke 20 years ago and it’s the most unfunny load of shite I have ever heard. And given what Still Game is churning out these days there's some stiff competition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 If I had a racehorse, I would call it ‘my face’ Call it “my knob” The jockey is climbing onto/falling off my knobMy knob coming firstMy knob out in frontMy knob is being beatenI’m really sorry sir, i am going to have to put my knob down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 I don’t have a Sat Nav I just use my phone.You invaded Poland with just a phone? Shock and awe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Call it “my knob” The jockey is climbing onto/falling off my knobMy knob coming firstMy knob out in frontMy knob is being beatenI’m really sorry sir, i am going to have to put my knob down. My knob by a nose. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, D.A.F.C said: 20 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Call it “my knob” The jockey is climbing onto/falling off my knob My knob coming first My knob out in front My knob is being beaten I’m really sorry sir, i am going to have to put my knob down. My knob by a nose. My knob is winning by a length. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 1 minute ago, Rugster said: My knob is winning by a length. Show off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 My knob is winning by a length. If@bairnardo was involved then would he have won by a short head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 My knob has won the gold cup! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 10 hours ago, stevieKTID said: 12 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Good name! He’s a tart - his loyalty lies with anyone who offers him food. And don’t tell Granny Danger but in the car he likes to ride along with his head out the window. I don't have a bucket list but if i did seeing a car drive past with Renton's head hanging out the window would be near the top of the list 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Was that famous "Hoof Hearted" horse race a spoof?I think that was Robbie Fowler & Steve MacManamamanamanaman who owned that particular cuddy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 It's never too early for a Fusilier. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Wasn't there a horse called Mary Hinge, or did that get rejected by the authorities? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 11 hours ago, heedthebaa said: If I had a racehorse, I would call it ‘my face’ If you ever own a racehorse Heed I hope you don't call it "My Round" because it would always be last! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 Just had a lovely flight South sat beside some utterly pissed 60 year old woman. Inbetween crying and hitting her husband, she necked three gins before being told she had, had enough. She tried going to the toilet as the plane was coming into land. An absolute mess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 38 minutes ago, LondonHMFC said: Just had a lovely flight South sat beside some utterly pissed 60 year old woman. Inbetween crying and hitting her husband, she necked three gins before being told she had, had enough. She tried going to the toilet as the plane was coming into land. An absolute mess. Understandable. The PM is having a hard time lately. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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