Granny Danger Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 2 hours ago, Shandon Par said: In Toast of London a military toff character has a horse called Farage. I'd wanted to call my dog Tupac but Mrs didn't allow it. ^^^^ Henpecked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, Granny Danger said: ^^^^ Henpecked. In many ways, yes. How is the smart new Volvo? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 12 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: In many ways, yes. How is the smart new Volvo? It’s good, and my remote start turns on the heated seat and heated steering wheel. The voice control is the only anomaly. Works fine for phone and postscodes; awful for address entry and farcical for music. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Granny Danger said: It’s good, and my remote start turns on the heated seat and heated steering wheel. The voice control is the only anomaly. Works fine for phone and postscodes; awful for address entry and farcical for music. Those Swedes think of everything. My voice recognition used to work perfectly but has recently taken a turn for the worse and it’s now like speaking to a complete moron like throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziggy Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Shandon Par said: Those Swedes think of everything. My voice recognition used to work perfectly but has recently taken a turn for the worse and it’s now like speaking to a complete moron like throbber. But without the smell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Ziggy said: But without the smell. Heated seats is Granny’s code for pissing in his pants. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Those Swedes think of everything. My voice recognition used to work perfectly but has recently taken a turn for the worse and it’s now like speaking to a complete moron like throbber.At least I can drink to excess without going into a mental breakdown. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, throbber said: At least I can drink to excess without going into a mental breakdown. Fair point. The booze has no obvious effect on you. Your satnav asks “do you want to invade Poland?”. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Fair point. The booze has no obvious effect on you. Your satnav asks “do you want to invade Poland?”.I don’t have a Sat Nav I just use my phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, throbber said: I don’t have a Sat Nav I just use my phone. Your phone doesn't have SatNav built in? Or do you mean you ring someone and ask them to come and get you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 Your phone doesn't have SatNav built in? Or do you mean you ring someone and ask them to come and get you? Starting to wish I hadn’t entered this conversation. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 An early sex doll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: An early sex doll. I guess she had a thing for Uncle Bulgaria 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 5 hours ago, Cerberus said: An early sex doll. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 17 hours ago, Shandon Par said: In Toast of London a military toff character has a horse called Farage. I'd wanted to call my dog Tupac but Mrs didn't allow it. Whose dug is it? I called mine Lemmy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Whose dug is it? I called mine Lemmy. Good name! He’s a tart - his loyalty lies with anyone who offers him food. And don’t tell Granny Danger but in the car he likes to ride along with his head out the window. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieKTID Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Good name! He’s a tart - his loyalty lies with anyone who offers him food. And don’t tell Granny Danger but in the car he likes to ride along with his head out the window.I don't have a bucket list but if i did seeing a car drive past with Renton's head hanging out the window would be near the top of the list 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 8 hours ago, Cerberus said: An early sex doll. Wid. Sorry, that should have been "wood". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 15 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Heated seats is Granny’s code for pissing in his pants. My car has heated seats. I only found out about them when I lent my car to step daughter nr 2, and when I got it back, she asked me what I thought about the heated seats. Blank expression from me, led to her telling me where the controls were. I had wondered what those were for. Anyway, she said the first time she turned it on she'd thought she'd wet herself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted March 9, 2019 Share Posted March 9, 2019 Good to see the Whitehills Welfare lads come together and rally around one of their own on the site. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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