GordonD Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Some red faced old guy stotting through the train station with a pink rucksack, just shouting constantly in Turkish to himself. The thing is, he's not even pausing for breath, it's like he's got lungs of steel. Fascinating. Sounds delightful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Breaking news from Romeo junior. He can't get into Glasgow uni at the moment due to several of the buildings being closed as there is a suspicious package in the mail room. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Romeo said: Breaking news from Romeo junior. He can't get into Glasgow uni at the moment due to several of the buildings being closed as there is a suspicious package in the mail room. Controlled explosion carried out. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 Bairnardo is fast as f**k boyeeee 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 (edited) Bought a bag of steak Doritos, I'd recommend you don't. My full house smells like sport arse, or that humid funk when you shag a fat bird, a sort of Bovril/sweat/shite shame. Like have you ever been having a right good scratch at your arse and the itch leads you to the outskirts of Flavour Town? Then you inevitably smell your fingers and it's absolutely no right. Well it's like that. Can't stop eating the c***s though. Edited March 6, 2019 by eddiemunster 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 11 hours ago, Romeo said: Breaking news from Romeo junior. He can't get into Glasgow uni at the moment due to several of the buildings being closed as there is a suspicious package in the mail room. When I first heard that news I thought it was a student's washing he'd forgotten to take home for Ma to wash. In which case a controlled explosion would have been the best way of dealing with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 6, 2019 Share Posted March 6, 2019 26 minutes ago, eddiemunster said: Bought a bag of steak Doritos, I'd recommend you don't. My full house smells like sport arse, or that humid funk when you shag a fat bird, a sort of Bovril/sweat/shite shame. Like have you ever been having a right good scratch at your arse and the itch leads you to the outskirts of Flavour Town? Then you inevitably smell your fingers and it's absolutely no right. Well it's like that. Can't stop eating the c***s though. This makes the advert for them seem quite concerning. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 8 hours ago, tamthebam said: When I first heard that news I thought it was a student's washing he'd forgotten to take home for Ma to wash. In which case a controlled explosion would have been the best way of dealing with it. The very definition of a dirty bomb. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 10 hours ago, eddiemunster said: or that humid funk when you shag a fat bird mmmmmm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Not as bad as after, when they capture you in a tentacle and drag you down into their kraken lair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 13 hours ago, eddiemunster said: Like have you ever been having a right good scratch at your arse and the itch leads you to the outskirts of Flavour Town? Then you inevitably smell your fingers and it's absolutely no right. Are you Joachim Low? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Not as bad as after, when they capture you in a tentacle and drag you down into their kraken lair.Ah, I'd have thought you had long forgotten your experience with the "seamonster". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Ah, I'd have thought you had long forgotten your experience with the "seamonster".Something so horrifying scarred me for life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Shuddersome stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 I met a guy yesterday who named his dog "Brexit". I know that sounds like the opening line of a joke, but no. The dog isn't a British breed, and he has no link at all with the British Isles. He just thought "It sounded cool." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted March 7, 2019 Share Posted March 7, 2019 Something so horrifying scarred me for life. Shuddersome stuff.One of you two get the story telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Shandon Par Posted March 8, 2019 Share Posted March 8, 2019 On 3/7/2019 at 14:15, Shotgun said: I met a guy yesterday who named his dog "Brexit". I know that sounds like the opening line of a joke, but no. The dog isn't a British breed, and he has no link at all with the British Isles. He just thought "It sounded cool." In Toast of London a military toff character has a horse called Farage. I'd wanted to call my dog Tupac but Mrs didn't allow it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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