Dee Man Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: 25 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Mind that time I stayed at your house and I did just that? As I lay on the floor I turned my head around and I was still eye level with you? Bit wordy but fair enough Consider yourself lucky, the alternative version that didn't quite make the cut involved Gulliver's Travels and Lilliputians. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47311186 Shite! I was expecting something the size of a Volkswagen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47311186 Shite! I was expecting something the size of a Volkswagen. You see what they’ve done there is hold it really close to the camera. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 19 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: You see what they’ve done there is hold it really close to the camera. Can't blame them. I do the same. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 21, 2019 Share Posted February 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Sergeant Wilson said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47311186 Shite! I was expecting something the size of a Volkswagen. Now that they've rediscovered something thought to be extinct it'll just end up extinct now. It would have been better just to have kept the news quiet to protect the poor beastie. At least that's what the Dodo in next door's garden told me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 6 hours ago, tamthebam said: Now that they've rediscovered something thought to be extinct it'll just end up extinct now. It would have been better just to have kept the news quiet to protect the poor beastie. At least that's what the Dodo in next door's garden told me. If I'd seen it, it would be spread all over a rolled up paper. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 I'm currently arguing with two women and a man colleague who think that football is a non-contact sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 I’ve wanted to visit India for a long time, really fancied the culture, cuisine & just the general vibe of the place as seen on travel & cookery shows.I’ve been in India for nearly 3 weeks now (albeit for work), and I’m now sitting in Indira Ghandi airport in Delhi thinking to myself...... thank f**k I’m getting out of this hellhole. It’s a dirty, stinking country where there is very little place for manners or hygiene. The people are friendly enough but will attempt to (blatantly) rip you off at the drop of a hat. It’s too busy, the food is fucking rank rotten, in short I hate the place. Chances are I’ll be spending 3-6 months here this year. I’m devastated.Oh- and f**k you Rick Stein! I thought it would all be delicious street food, instead it’s wondering how much rat shit is in your Achari Kabab. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 59 minutes ago, Rizzo said: I'm currently arguing with two women and a man colleague who think that football is a non-contact sport. I can already see two thirds of the problem there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: I can already see two thirds of the problem there. The man supports Rangers while one of the women supports Celtic so yeah that's about right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 23 minutes ago, Rizzo said: The man supports Rangers while one of the women supports Celtic so yeah that's about right. Non contact against the players of the teams they support? They're probably right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 Ok, who is this then? https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/video-foul-mouthed-man-on-dundee-bus-smokes-and-calls-passenger-arab-bd/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 (edited) 6 hours ago, Brother Blades said: I’ve wanted to visit India for a long time, really fancied the culture, cuisine & just the general vibe of the place as seen on travel & cookery shows. I’ve been in India for nearly 3 weeks now (albeit for work), and I’m now sitting in Indira Ghandi airport in Delhi thinking to myself...... thank f**k I’m getting out of this hellhole. It’s a dirty, stinking country where there is very little place for manners or hygiene. The people are friendly enough but will attempt to (blatantly) rip you off at the drop of a hat. It’s too busy, the food is fucking rank rotten, in short I hate the place. Chances are I’ll be spending 3-6 months here this year. I’m devastated. Oh- and f**k you Rick Stein! I thought it would all be delicious street food, instead it’s wondering how much rat shit is in your Achari Kabab. But apart from that? Edited February 22, 2019 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 4 hours ago, Brother Blades said: I’ve wanted to visit India for a long time, really fancied the culture, cuisine & just the general vibe of the place as seen on travel & cookery shows. I’ve been in India for nearly 3 weeks now (albeit for work), and I’m now sitting in Indira Ghandi airport in Delhi thinking to myself...... thank f**k I’m getting out of this hellhole. It’s a dirty, stinking country where there is very little place for manners or hygiene. The people are friendly enough but will attempt to (blatantly) rip you off at the drop of a hat. It’s too busy, the food is fucking rank rotten, in short I hate the place. Chances are I’ll be spending 3-6 months here this year. I’m devastated. Oh- and f**k you Rick Stein! I thought it would all be delicious street food, instead it’s wondering how much rat shit is in your Achari Kabab. Careful now. You can't tell the truth when it comes to race. I got hunted for sharing my experiences with an Indian colleague. I don't think they're bad people it's just there's so much competition so if you don't resort to cheating then you get nowhere. I'm sure it's more chilled out outside the cities? Having someone blatantly lie to your face all the time is infuriating though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: Ok, who is this then? https://www.eveningtelegraph.co.uk/fp/video-foul-mouthed-man-on-dundee-bus-smokes-and-calls-passenger-arab-bd/ From just reading the link and not clicking on it, I'd guess Biggie. If the story mentions a cat or Morrissey, it's a certainty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 There are loads of Indians in this area now. Some are straight off the boat and rustic as hell.Eating with their hands instead of cutlery, having bad personal hygiene and generally being an arsehole.I can get on with the westernised ones but there’s a lot who have no idea what is acceptable, civilized behaviour.The Chinese don’t seem as bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 28 minutes ago, Cerberus said: There are loads of Indians in this area now. Some are straight off the boat and rustic as hell. Eating with their hands instead of cutlery, having bad personal hygiene and generally being an arsehole. I can get on with the westernised ones but there’s a lot who have no idea what is acceptable, civilized behaviour. The Chinese don’t seem as bad. We really should take back The Empire and sort them out with some manners. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 50 minutes ago, Cerberus said: There are loads of Indians in this area now. Some are straight off the boat and rustic as hell. Eating with their hands instead of cutlery, having bad personal hygiene and generally being an arsehole. I can get on with the westernised ones but there’s a lot who have no idea what is acceptable, civilized behaviour. The Chinese don’t seem as bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Brother Blades said: I’ve wanted to visit India for a long time, really fancied the culture, cuisine & just the general vibe of the place as seen on travel & cookery shows. I’ve been in India for nearly 3 weeks now (albeit for work), and I’m now sitting in Indira Ghandi airport in Delhi thinking to myself...... thank f**k I’m getting out of this hellhole. It’s a dirty, stinking country where there is very little place for manners or hygiene. The people are friendly enough but will attempt to (blatantly) rip you off at the drop of a hat. It’s too busy, the food is fucking rank rotten, in short I hate the place. Chances are I’ll be spending 3-6 months here this year. I’m devastated. Oh- and f**k you Rick Stein! I thought it would all be delicious street food, instead it’s wondering how much rat shit is in your Achari Kabab. Im heading out there early March so i'll aim to bring the tone up a bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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