Jacksgranda Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Helped rescue a big shark last night (well, I altered a local boatman and got him to do it). It had snagged under a rope near the seabed and its big shark mates were going spare. What did you do, turn him into Poseiden? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Mostly Brummie, but with a surprising hint of Sheffield. Not sure where that comes from. I wasn't sure what to put for the grandmother question as I always call my English one "Nan" but my Scottish one was called "Grandma". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 2 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: I wasn't sure what to put for the grandmother question as I always call my English one "Nan" but my Scottish one was called "Grandma". Didn't that particular question allow you to choose more than one option? My two grandmothers were called Gran (Granny when I was younger) and Grandma, and I picked both answers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 It used the present tense so I just answered based on what I call the one who is alive. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) Someone I know just shared a post on Facebook, their Spanish friend has a German Shepherd that has gone missing in Malaga and is asking for help to find it. The first comment is “shared, North Tyneside”. Of course the dog is going to fucking end up there. Edited February 16, 2019 by IainMorton 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 10 hours ago, GordonD said: So if another tourist gets eaten, it's your fault. I probably wouldn’t taste that great. Shark would be better off eating one of the locals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 9 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: What did you do, turn him into Poseiden? I asked him if he had a big pole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) 54 minutes ago, IainMorton said: Someone I know just shared a post on Facebook, their Spanish friend has a German Shepherd that has gone missing in Malaga and is asking for help to find it. The first comment is “shared, North Tyneside”. Of course the dog is going to fucking end up there. He could have got on the EasyJet from Malaga to Newcastle. Edited February 16, 2019 by Shandon Par 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: I asked him if he had a big pole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Someone I know just shared a post on Facebook, their Spanish friend has a German Shepherd that has gone missing in Malaga and is asking for help to find it. The first comment is “shared, North Tyneside”. Of course the dog is going to fucking end up there.This morning I was asked to “please share” a post asking for help locating a missing teenage girl. Except there was no indication on the post where she is missing from. The original poster is in Swindon but it’s been shared in Australia and Taiwan so far.“Nowhere to run to baybeh, nowhere to hide” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I'm sure nobody on P&B knows anything about the location of missing teenage girls. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I'm sure nobody on P&B knows anything about the location of missing teenage girls.I’ve been meaning to ask...did you get planning permission before digging that basement at BigFatTabby Manor? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 minute ago, Shotgun said: I’ve been meaning to ask...did you get planning permission before digging that basement at BigFatTabby Manor? The cement floor cracked due to subsidence, so it had to be relaid. I don't see why everyone finds this so hard to understand. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 31 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: The cement floor cracked due to subsidence, so it had to be relaid. I don't see why everyone finds this so hard to understand. If only there was someone on P&B qualified to help you in mortar based enquiries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 21 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: If only there was someone on P&B qualified to help you in mortar based enquiries. Gunther and Mullarkey should/probably do team up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 5 hours ago, Shandon Par said: He could have got on the EasyJet from Malaga to Newcastle. Who's looking after Renton when you're away? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 7 hours ago, DA Baracus said: Who's looking after Renton when you're away? He’s at a kennels. Seems to like it. Like the young canine equivalent of a week in Ibiza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 13 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: The cement floor cracked due to subsidence, so it had to be relaid. I don't see why everyone finds this so hard to understand. @Melanius Mullarkey will be along shortly with an article/ a paper/a thesis/ two or three books 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said: @Melanius Mullarkey will be along shortly with an article/ a paper/a thesis/ two or three books Excellent; I've been after a trustworthy companion for this job. It gets lonely down there on my own. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 15 hours ago, Shandon Par said: He could have got on the EasyJet from Malaga to Newcastle. Dogs don't like flying because they can't stick their head out of the window. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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