Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Apparently I’m a weegie! Get on the 12 step programme asap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Slippery posts are art. Before I die I want a four day binge alongside the man. Edit : The binge could quite possibly be what kills me actually. Edited February 15, 2019 by Dele 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 On 14/02/2019 at 11:28, MixuFixit said: Pylonidal sinus? I had one of them once, and while the recovery time was a bit uncomfortable it certainly wasn't as bad as Rugster's sounds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 36 minutes ago, alta-pete said: Apparently I’m a weegie! A weegie and a Rangers supporter? Unheard of! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 3 hours ago, MixuFixit said: This quiz was fun. I am unsurprisingly extremely Scottish in my lingo.https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/02/15/upshot/british-irish-dialect-quiz.html Stick this on the Quiz thread. I'm very NE of Scotland. Quelle surprise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Had to bloody highlight that nest of Tory fucks! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I don't think I fit in any real region accent wise - I was born and raised in Inverness but my parents are from Shetland and the Borders and I've lived in Edinburgh for the last 15 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 As you pronounce them, do the words farm and palm rhyme? scotgemmill.gif 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Looks about right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Scratch that, I answered all the questions and got closer: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 (edited) Helped rescue a big shark last night (well, I alerted a local boatman and got him to do it). It had snagged under a rope near the seabed and its big shark mates were going spare. Edited February 16, 2019 by Shandon Par 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 6 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Wow. Also what the hell do you do? Was just on hols. Met a big one when snorkelling the other day. Never have so many expletives come out of one snorkel so quickly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Well done for saving it, you can be a total c**t for the rest of 2019 guilt free off the back of that good deedWhat about the 2 months 2019 cuntishness he already had under his belt?Surely they should be deducted?Youv got till October you fife p***k 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Currently in Thailand and thankfully haven't bumped into Slippery. Yet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 20 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Currently in Thailand and thankfully haven't bumped into Slippery. Yet. Shout “woof woof” and give it a minute. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 32 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Currently in Thailand and thankfully haven't bumped into Slippery. Yet. He'll be in the Bangkok Hilton by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 3 hours ago, Shandon Par said: Helped rescue a big shark last night (well, I altered a local boatman and got him to do it). It had snagged under a rope near the seabed and its big shark mates were going spare. So if another tourist gets eaten, it's your fault. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 13 hours ago, ICTChris said: my parents are from Shetland and the Borders So how were you conceived? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 2 minutes ago, GordonD said: So how were you conceived? One up the A9. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: Currently in Thailand and thankfully haven't bumped into Slippery. Yet. Yet, indeed. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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