Sergeant Wilson Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 44 minutes ago, throbber said: I for one will miss you. I'll go to his funeral with you, take the bare look off you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 5 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'll go to his funeral with you, take the bare look off you. I'll mind his house while you're all out. Least I could do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 I'd go for the silver car next to the van, myself. If so the Audi did not bad, and the Ford overdid it. Potential enroachment by the silver van?After posting the pic I notice the car in question was a BMW so it's entirely possible. But as mentioned above, the van doesn't look best placed either. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Left the hotel at around 8am, have a full american, it was shite. New flip flops on and off I went... My first encounter with the Tuk Tuk, took for a fool tour of Bangkok, included a great guy that wanted to sell light shades. Next, I was buying drugs of very low quality from a shifty Angolan, how the f**k did that happen. Anyway the evening was sorted, so I thought. Back at the hotel, I necked 2 on 1 go, I'm an experience drug taker, In fact I'm always the ginnie ,( I thought this as a great thing, but now know , as someone ssid. " If you die Slippery, nobody will cry" only dip your pockets and take half"). I was lucky, they hit like a horses kick to the puss, only put me on the floor for about 1 hour, unfortunately I was standing in KOasoan Road at the time, This was full on. I was picked up by Tia, she was Cambodian, told me to get off the street, the cops will get you. I still had 3 hit in my pocket, I offered her 1, love happed on the spot. We cobbed together, within 2 minuted we were off to disco on the roof (Thai only and Cambos), Music was big bass (my type) and everyone (Thai) seemed to be on the same as me, Unfortunately on the wy to the bog, I noticed a pool table (American) . Like a red to bull situation. I can play, I'm lucky (haha) had 4 years playing for free at the good old institution. First win, was easy second not much, third, they said you need to leave, but I was power of eccy and spoke myself to play to win for all. I then neck the 4th. Next day woke up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I'll mind his house while you're all out. Least I could do.Keep his racing car bed for me please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, SlipperyP said: Left the hotel at around 8am, have a full american, it was shite. New flip flops on and off I went... My first encounter with the Tuk Tuk, took for a fool tour of Bangkok, included a great guy that wanted to sell light shades. Next, I was buying drugs of very low quality from a shifty Angolan, how the f**k did that happen. Anyway the evening was sorted, so I thought. Back at the hotel, I necked 2 on 1 go, I'm an experience drug taker, In fact I'm always the ginnie ,( I thought this as a great thing, but now know , as someone ssid. " If you die Slippery, nobody will cry" only dip your pockets and take half"). I was lucky, they hit like a horses kick to the puss, only put me on the floor for about 1 hour, unfortunately I was standing in KOasoan Road at the time, This was full on. I was picked up by Tia, she was Cambodian, told me to get off the street, the cops will get you. I still had 3 hit in my pocket, I offered her 1, love happed on the spot. We cobbed together, within 2 minuted we were off to disco on the roof (Thai only and Cambos), Music was big bass (my type) and everyone (Thai) seemed to be on the same as me, Unfortunately on the wy to the bog, I noticed a pool table (American) . Like a red to bull situation. I can play, I'm lucky (haha) had 4 years playing for free at the good old institution. First win, was easy second not much, third, they said you need to leave, but I was power of eccy and spoke myself to play to win for all. I then neck the 4th. Next day woke up. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 You're some boy, Slippery. Khoa San Road is one of my favourite places on the planet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Genuinely did read like something out of Fear and Loathing. Swap the Angolan for a Samoan and Hunter S Thompson’s estate could sue. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an *insert whatever the f**k Slippery was on* binge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Hopefully someone is recording SlipperyP's posts. Would make a terrific book. Irvine Welsh-esque imho. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 On 14/02/2019 at 12:33, Rugster said: Perianal abscess You have my sympathy. I had an anal fissure once and it was like the worst toothache you've ever had, but up the arse. Woke up every morning in a cold sweat at the thought of my first shite of the day, my appointment with pain. And you get no genuine sympathy, just sniggers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 9 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You have my sympathy. I had an anal fissure once and it was like the worst toothache you've ever had, but up the arse. Woke up every morning in a cold sweat at the thought of my first shite of the day, my appointment with pain. And you get no genuine sympathy, just sniggers. lol 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 37 minutes ago, welshbairn said: You have my sympathy. I had an anal fissure once and it was like the worst toothache you've ever had, but up the arse. Woke up every morning in a cold sweat at the thought of my first shite of the day, my appointment with pain. And you get no genuine sympathy, just sniggers. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: You have my sympathy. I had an anal fissure once and it was like the worst toothache you've ever had, but up the arse. Woke up every morning in a cold sweat at the thought of my first shite of the day, my appointment with pain. And you get no genuine sympathy, just sniggers. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MSU Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 32 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: This quiz was fun. I am unsurprisingly extremely Scottish in my lingo.https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/02/15/upshot/british-irish-dialect-quiz.html More than anything, "skelf" and "papa" revealed me to be from the Central Belt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: This quiz was fun. I am unsurprisingly extremely Scottish in my lingo.https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/02/15/upshot/british-irish-dialect-quiz.html I'm a bit Orcadian apparently, quite an achievement given I've only been for a weekend. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Narrowed me down too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 No' bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 Apparently I’m a weegie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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