ah-dee Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 [emoji38] My mate seemingly shat the bed - tremendous. [emoji4]you have to love that bond with your best mate when he will call you out the blue to divulge something so personal just to make you laugh. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 46 minutes ago, ah-dee said: you have to love that bond with your best mate when he will call you out the blue to divulge something so personal just to make you laugh. I have to say I was moved - as was my mate, seemingly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 I have to say I was moved - as was my mate, seemingly. i once followed through in the pub, infront of everyone, at about quarter past 5 on a friday. my mate greg had my pint waiting and just as i lifted it to my lips i lost all composure. i sat the drink down and had to shuffle home for a shower and a change. i was the brunt of many jokes for a long while but hey, i deserved it! id do the same 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 i once followed through in the pub, infront of everyone, at about quarter past 5 on a friday. my mate greg had my pint waiting and just as i lifted it to my lips i lost all composure. i sat the drink down and had to shuffle home for a shower and a change. i was the brunt of many jokes for a long while but hey, i deserved it! id do the sameHiya Magee. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Hiya Magee. im not magee mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Regarding terrible navigation, when my wife was at University she and a few of her friends decided to go in a road trip to John O’Groats from Stirling. They ended up in Fraserburgh I don’t even know how you could do that. ETA - the person responsible for the navigation has tried several times for elected office and could well end up achieving it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 14 hours ago, sjc said: These tits, lads. Pics or GTF! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 I just raced against this guy and got absolutely ruined: -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 I just raced against this guy and got absolutely ruined: Good to see you have made a friend Miguel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 22 hours ago, tamthebam said: My good mate, who just happens to be El Chapo's lawyer, has contacted me. Now that things have gone south for his client he needs some help in hiding a lot of drugs money before the CIA can get their hands on it. If any P&Ber would like to avoid the money going to the Permatanned Clown's Mexican Wall could they PM me their bank a/c details and sort code... So that's why Hellbhoy QC has been awol... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 It's taken you there because that's where you catch the boat to Skye, or used to. You need to update your sat nav. Fairly sure the bridge predates the sat nav... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Yer no saving this one....Car sat navs should be cross checked by google for even the most basic of journeys. Or a map....[emoji1] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 13, 2019 Share Posted February 13, 2019 Hibs new manager Paul Heckingbottom. Weyoun from Star Trek DS9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 8 hours ago, Zen Archer said: Hibs new manager Paul Heckingbottom. Weyoun from Star Trek DS9 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 On my morning commute to the office today I was reading a story about one of the school girls from East London who ran away four years ago to join ISIS, and how she has become disillusioned with life in a refugee camp in Syria after fleeing the caliphate once ISIS were on the back foot. If you have yet to read the story, the now 19 year old has expressed a desire to return to the UK to give birth to her third child, after her first two died due to conditions where she was at the time and a lack of healthcare. As with a lot of these stories, I tend to go onto the Daily Mail website to read the comments. Some of them are absolutely phenomenal. Complete gammontastic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 On my morning commute to the office today I was reading a story about one of the school girls from East London who ran away four years ago to join ISIS, and how she has become disillusioned with life in a refugee camp in Syria after fleeing the caliphate once ISIS were on the back foot. If you have yet to read the story, the now 19 year old has expressed a desire to return to the UK to give birth to her third child, after her first two died due to conditions where she was at the time and a lack of healthcare. As with a lot of these stories, I tend to go onto the Daily Mail website to read the comments. Some of them are absolutely phenomenal. Complete gammontastic.Secind or third comment I seen was regarding how theres no way shel get back here, specially after Brexit. So a British citizen returning from Syria would have previously been alloweed due to those pesky unelected beaurocrats in Brussels....Fucking hell. Its truly saddening to me that I know il never convince Mrs B to up sticks and leave this fucking country. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Fucking hell. Its truly saddening to me that I know il never convince Mrs B to up sticks and leave this fucking country. Have you made it clear that you won't be going with her? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Latest chapter in the ongoing saga in our house is I was taken into hospital on Monday for emergency surgery on a huge abscess in my arse. It was fucking agony. Home yesterday and daily visits from the nurse to repack the wound which is more fucking painful than the abscess was. Still find the process of a general anaesthetic really disconcerting. Ive basically got two arseholes for the time being. Pleasant stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 Latest chapter in the ongoing saga in our house is I was taken into hospital on Monday for emergency surgery on a huge abscess in my arse. It was fucking agony. Home yesterday and daily visits from the nurse to repack the wound which is more fucking painful than the abscess was. Still find the process of a general anaesthetic really disconcerting. Ive basically got two arseholes for the time being. Pleasant stuff. You are getting your arse repacked on a daily basis?Il let someone else do the Kenneth Williams pic. All the best with that though, sounds thouroughly unpleasant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted February 14, 2019 Share Posted February 14, 2019 On my morning commute to the office today I was reading a story about one of the school girls from East London who ran away four years ago to join ISIS, and how she has become disillusioned with life in a refugee camp in Syria after fleeing the caliphate once ISIS were on the back foot. If you have yet to read the story, the now 19 year old has expressed a desire to return to the UK to give birth to her third child, after her first two died due to conditions where she was at the time and a lack of healthcare. As with a lot of these stories, I tend to go onto the Daily Mail website to read the comments. Some of them are absolutely phenomenal. Complete gammontastic.The security minister has confirmed she has the right to return. Have to assume she would face prosecution if she did return. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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