Jump to content

Things you want to share with P&B


Ad Lib

Recommended Posts

Imagine Google Maps assuming that you are drive a vehicle and that you're not too much of a tightarse to pay for the fucking car ferry that takes you to the island quicker than some shan bridge in forming its best route. Totally out of order. 
 


There was 2 of us, a big welfare vehicle, a fuel card and a day to get there. 2 of us and we still got lost!
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 minutes ago, Busta Nut said:

i must missed this poster, I gather tits were involved

It was part of the Great P+B v Mumsnet Battle that hit the papers. A traitor from their side came over to show her tits with P + B drawn on. Heady days.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

8 minutes ago, Busta Nut said:

i must missed this poster, I gather tits were involved

 

2 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

It was part of the Great P+B v Mumsnet Battle that hit the papers. A traitor from their side came over to show her tits with P + B drawn on. Heady days.

I believe some quick-witted P&Bers took screenshots. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

It was part of the Great P+B v Mumsnet Battle that hit the papers. A traitor from their side came over to show her tits with P + B drawn on. Heady days.

FWIW, and I believe this isn't widely known, it wasn't actually 'Sparklingbrook' that showed her tits - it was a fellow Mumsnetter with a grudge against Miss Brook.

 

Absolutely cracking set of jugs it has to be said.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

3 minutes ago, Ned Nederlander said:

FWIW, and I believe this isn't widely known, it wasn't actually 'Sparklingbrook' that showed her tits - it was a fellow Mumsnetter with a grudge against Miss Brook.

 

Absolutely cracking set of jugs it has to be said.

She'll always be OUR Sparklingbrook,  though.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

FWIW, and I believe this isn't widely known, it wasn't actually 'Sparklingbrook' that showed her tits - it was a fellow Mumsnetter with a grudge against Miss Brook.
 
Absolutely cracking set of jugs it has to be said.


They were indeed a fine set of paps... An absolute certainty that [mention]Flybhoy[/mention] will have a screenshot of them and will have shot-screen them.

Tens of thousands of times.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

50 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

It was part of the Great P+B v Mumsnet Battle that hit the papers. A traitor from their side came over to show her tits with P + B drawn on. Heady days.

 

47 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

 

I believe some quick-witted P&Bers took screenshots. 

Ach yeah! I mind it all now

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My good mate, who just happens to be El Chapo's lawyer, has contacted me. Now that things have gone south for his client he needs some help in hiding a lot of drugs money before the CIA can get their hands on it. 

If any P&Ber would like to avoid the money going to the Permatanned Clown's Mexican Wall could they PM me their bank a/c details and sort code... 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

5 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said:

How on earth could you use Google Maps whilst driving without the direction function? Unless you mean stopping every few miles to check you’re on the right road like a paper map, in which case you’d be fucking mental.

I meant in pre-planning his trip. I always have a swatch beforehand to see where I'm going and what route I'll be taking rather than putting my complete faith in a piece of equipment which has been known to take people to wrong towns with the same name (even in different countries), through rivers, down stairs, along railway lines etc. 

If you are following the directions step by step on Google Maps then you are using it as a sat-nav which is what got him into this fine mess in the first place. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I meant in pre-planning his trip. I always have a swatch beforehand to see where I'm going and what route I'll be taking rather than putting my complete faith in a piece of equipment which has been known to take people to wrong towns with the same name (even in different countries), through rivers, down stairs, along railway lines etc. 
If you are following the directions step by step on Google Maps then you are using it as a sat-nav which is what got him into this fine mess in the first place. 


Correct. It’s never did me wrong before so I had complete faith in it. Won’t make the same mistake again. Hopefully.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, tamthebam said:

My good mate, who just happens to be El Chapo's lawyer, has contacted me. Now that things have gone south for his client he needs some help in hiding a lot of drugs money before the CIA can get their hands on it. 

If any P&Ber would like to avoid the money going to the Permatanned Clown's Mexican Wall could they PM me their bank a/c details and sort code... 

No problem. Is my secret account in the Bank of Nigeria okay?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Loading...
×
×
  • Create New...