Drew Brees Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Softie. Ferry's running as normal.Yip, a med booze cruise is my limit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 It's taken you there because that's where you catch the boat to Skye, or used to. You need to update your sat nav. ^^^ Bonnie Prince Charlie found 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Drew Brees said: Plus I’m a tight arse. You know how to sell yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 2 hours ago, IainMorton said: Brace yourself.. I'm going in.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Drew Brees said: Starting a job in Skye today, stopped at McD’s in Fort William and put skye into my sat nav and it’s taken me to Mallaig. Apparently the bridge isn’t in Mallaig. Heading back to Fort William now. Only 100 miles detour. You drove in to the sea, didn't you? This is you; Edited February 12, 2019 by DA Baracus 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Success. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 You drove in to the sea, didn't you? This is you; If it says turn right, you turn right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Just now, Drew Brees said: If it says turn right, you turn right. I've never used one. Or driven. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: You drove in to the sea, didn't you? To be fair he thought the sea was shallow since it only came up the sides of a duck by a few inches. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IainMorton Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 18 minutes ago, Drew Brees said: Success. Isn’t that the Erskine Bridge? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snobot Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 2 hours ago, Drew Brees said: Starting a job in Skye today, stopped at McD’s in Fort William and put skye into my sat nav and it’s taken me to Mallaig. Apparently the bridge isn’t in Mallaig. Heading back to Fort William now. Only 100 miles detour. Calling cards of morons for this pish imo 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 1 hour ago, IainMorton said: Isn’t that the Erskine Bridge? Curse you, @IainMorton 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 54 minutes ago, Snobot said: Calling cards of morons for this pish imo Couldn't agree more. The reason I knew what he'd done wrong is that I was giving a former brain-dead work colleague directions to Skye the day before he had his first trip up there in his truck. I had the map out on the back of my car pointing out every road he had to take but I could tell the c**t wasn't taking it in despite him asking me to show him. I got a phonecall from him the next day asking me where he had to go at the low bridge. When I asked him what low bridge he was on about I realised he had typed Skye into his sat-nav and was on the Mallaig road. I asked him WTF was the point in me explaining how to get there and told him never to ask me for directions again. I was raging that bridge was there and wished he'd made it all the way to Mallaig before realising his mistake. Stupid bridge. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Love these fruit bats. Essentially they are my dog with wings. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Tbf to Drew, if you use Google Maps it directs you via the ferry rather than the bridge as technically it’s quicker. That being said it’s very obvious that’s what it’s doing so easy enough to change to the bridge route as I did last week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Tbf to Drew, if you use Google Maps it directs you via the ferry rather than the bridge as technically it’s quicker. All depends when the next ferry is. When Drew posted it was about 6 hours away, didn't like to tell him though in case we persuaded him to go back to Mallaig. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 9 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Tbf to Drew, if you use Google Maps it directs you via the ferry rather than the bridge as technically it’s quicker. That being said it’s very obvious that’s what it’s doing so easy enough to change to the bridge route as I did last week. Aye that's if you're using Google maps direction function as opposed to using a map as it was originally intended. Never mind this 'to be fair' nonsense, there's no fun in that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Aye that's if you're using Google maps direction function as opposed to using a map as it was originally intended. Never mind this 'to be fair' nonsense, there's no fun in that. How on earth could you use Google Maps whilst driving without the direction function? Unless you mean stopping every few miles to check you’re on the right road like a paper map, in which case you’d be fucking mental. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Imagine Google Maps assuming that you are driving a vehicle and that you're not too much of a tightarse to pay for the fucking car ferry that takes you to the island quicker than some shan bridge in forming its best route. Totally out of order. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Myko Posted February 12, 2019 Share Posted February 12, 2019 Brain was mush earlier and whilst filling the car up with petrol i was watching the litres counter instead of the £/p counter. Now i can't live with the fact i've put £35.87 of petrol in the motor. My OCD is seriously in overdrive right now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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