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14 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

I used to be fed them as a child along with Turkey burgers and white pudding suppers.

Never did me any harm.

I always enjoyed those Bernard Matthews turkey drummers. Tasted like they'd be rammed with all manner of chemical flavourings and all the better for it. The grease that would come out of them was incredible. 

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On the one hand, you ARE a Doctor...

On the other hand, a Doctor of concrete who eats mushroom suppers.

Your statement could go either way tbh

A cement doctor who lives in dundee, his wife lights fags off the cooker and hasn’t got a fridge...I think it’s pretty much destined to go one way. Hope he’s enjoying cheese n hamwiches though.
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50 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

A mate of mine bought an old Primary School in Dalry to turn into a house.

He spent a fortune refitting it with partitions and a mezzanine to try and turn into a home.

It was really weird tbh.  There was  always this strange echo, it was really cold yet hell of expensive to heat with the old boiler.

 

Should have got a divorce then, arf arf!

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2 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

Absolutely nothing bad can come of this.

Does it come with furnishings? Or do you have to provide your own mattresses for the walls and install your own iron maiden in the cellar?

 

only if its 22 Acacia Avenue..

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2 minutes ago, MixuFixit said:

It takes longer to press those 3 keys than it does to press dot 3 times!

Quite, and none of these things work on Wordpad or Notepad, both MS products. Do they only work if you subscribe to the Office Cloud or whatever it's called?

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24 minutes ago, MSU said:

Liam Neeson's publicist has probably had better days.

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-47117177

TBH, I'd rather have someone who used to be a big racist but gave themselves a good shake than someone who claimed to have never entertained irrational thoughts.

That said, between this and the sexual harassment witch hunt stuff, he's certainly giving his management team plenty of work this year.

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