welshbairn Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Dee Man said: After never witnessing a car crash until 2017, I witnessed my third car crash in 2 years today, not including the police car that crashed into me a few months back. Too many impatient wankers here. Having said all that, watching a car spinning out right in front of you is quite a cool thing to see. Are they more relaxed about drink driving down there, like they seem to be in the States, or are they arseholes when sober too? Edited January 14, 2019 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I’m 36 and I seem to be attracting laydeez in their early to mid twenties. Is this odd or should I fill my boots!? Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 1 minute ago, Girth said: I’m 36 and I seem to be attracting laydeez in their early to mid twenties. Is this odd or should I fill my boots!? Thank you. Fill your boots, you look like Daddy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I’m 36 and I seem to be attracting laydeez in their early to mid twenties. Is this odd or should I fill my boots!? Thank you. If it's a Wid, ye shid.If they're hard on the eye, kick em in the pie 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 42 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Are they more relaxed about drink driving down there, like they seem to be in the States, or are they arseholes when sober too? Far more relaxed. There's not the same stigma attached to it as there is in UK. I'm sure I've posted a screenshot of police guidelines recommending no more than one drink per hour. I don't think the guy was drunk today though. He had a hi-viz on like he'd just finished work. Myself and another driver stopped as witnesses and he seemed sober and was apologetic saying he'd "had a bad day". Nae bother, m8. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 Did you know that Denver International Airport is larger than the entire city of San Francisco? That is today's lesson. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 20 hours ago, Billy Rubin said: Watching a show called Dragons Den. Really good one, imo. Does Deborah Meaden remind you of Moira? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 I’m 36 and I seem to be attracting laydeez in their early to mid twenties. Is this odd or should I fill my boots!? Thank you. Its quite beastly imo but if it’s all above board then crack on 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 (edited) 44 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Did you know that Denver International Airport is larger than the entire city of San Francisco? That is today's lesson. Tomorrow’s lesson: Jingle Bells isn’t a Christmas song. Edited January 14, 2019 by Melanius Mullarkey 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 3 hours ago, Cerberus said: Did you know that Denver International Airport is larger than the entire city of San Francisco? That is today's lesson. If it's an airport named after the city of Denver, Colorado that's fair enough. If it's an airport named after a late Country singer with the first name John then that's just taking the pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 14, 2019 Share Posted January 14, 2019 5 hours ago, Dee Man said: After never witnessing a car crash until 2017, I witnessed my third car crash in 2 years today, not including the police car that crashed into me a few months back. Too many impatient wankers here. Having said all that, watching a car spinning out right in front of you is quite a cool thing to see. There was me thinking Mad Max 2 was a spectacular futuristic film when all the time it was just a home movie of rush hour in Dee Man's town. For Fux ake. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 I've got 10 spuggies nibbling my fat balls this morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 16 hours ago, Cerberus said: Did you know that Denver International Airport is larger than the entire city of San Francisco? That is today's lesson. Is San Francisco shaped like a swastika too? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 A lassie near me stopped to help an injured owl she found on the road. A car smashed into her, she died at the scene. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 A lassie near me stopped to help an injured owl she found on the road. A car smashed into her, she died at the scene.My grandmother is a superstitious sort. She's always said the keeping anything to do with an owl indoors will give you bad luck. Seemingly applies to outside too!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 58 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said: A lassie near me stopped to help an injured owl she found on the road. A car smashed into her, she died at the scene. What a fucking twit. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: Is San Francisco shaped like a swastika too? Staunch Airways hub? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 What a fucking twit.Who? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: A lassie near me stopped to help an injured owl she found on the road. A car smashed into her, she died at the scene. Is the owl ok? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Did you know that Denver International Airport is larger than the entire city of San Francisco? That is today's lesson. It's miles from Denver and shrouded in mystery and conspiracy.Took forever to build it and some strange practices regards hiring/laying off construction staff.Used to have some odd and very grim murals inside terminal building. Rumours of an underground military installation there also. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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