AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 7 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: That's probably Maori m8. Would double-check this one if I were you. Maori lassies aren't wee. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, hk blues said: I have Christmas lights in my garden which are powered by salt and water. Sounds like a good solution to me. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: My missus is in Glesga today for a job interview. If anyone sees a wee Chinese lassie with a Kiwi accent looking lost trying to find Central Station or the airport feel free to slag her aff for me. She'll not be telling you a few misread your post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sounds like a good solution to me. I see what you did there! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 Reading a thing on the BBC News website about the Lockerbie bombing and went onto the wiki page afterward. This passage made me have a wee chuckle... Just imagining the meetings between FBI agents and Wee Boab from Glencaple Needed that wee bit of black humour after reading this tho'... https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-sh/Lockerbie_Scotland_Pan_Am_flight_103 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 59 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sounds like a good solution to me. I think he's spinning us a line. (That's a one off, I'm not going back on the puns) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 minute ago, MixuFixit said: Image of you bawling your eyes out into a funnel above some flickering lights. To be honest, I thought someone would have suggested something worse going into the funnel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 If a place is jam-packed is it "stoud out" or "stowed out" or some other spelling? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 10 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: If a place is jam-packed is it "stoud out" or "stowed out" or some other spelling? Stowed. You stow cargo, when the hold is full, it's stowed out. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 13 minutes ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: If a place is jam-packed is it "stoud out" or "stowed out" or some other spelling? Rammed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 1 hour ago, KnightswoodBear said: Sounds like a good solution to me. PinNACL of P&B humour, right there. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 13, 2018 Share Posted December 13, 2018 (edited) https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scots-bride-left-10000-o Narrow squeak for someone. Edited December 13, 2018 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Been on the go for 23 hours now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 #wankathon Travelathon. There’s been plenty wanks getting in the way etc. In fact, the people sitting behind right now are discussing some chalet they’ve bought and Arabella’s 16th, Tilly and Tabitha are sitting quietly at least. My blood is boiling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 6 minutes ago, NJ2 said: Travelathon. There’s been plenty wanks getting in the way etc. In fact, the people sitting behind right now are discussing some chalet they’ve bought and Arabella’s 16th, Tilly and Tabitha are sitting quietly at least. My blood is boiling. Is there a staunch whiff of gin wafting from them? Possibly @The_Kincardine family trip? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Nobody able to help with my question further up? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Couple of years back I seemed to be on a never ending succession of journeys home for weddings. This year it appears to be a never ending succession of people dying. Hopefully next year it will be a never ending succession of "I just fancied a night out in my local". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: Nobody able to help with my question further up? Bree Morgan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 Bree MorganThere's my friday evening sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Girth Posted December 14, 2018 Share Posted December 14, 2018 New job is going swimmingly. [emoji846] 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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