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1 hour ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:

Pointless Celebrities' "Food Based Songs" having The Carpenters as an answer is highly inappropriate.

If Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass had swapped their last meals, both would be alive today.

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Star Wars on STV. Looking forward to the bit where Willie Miller gets destroyed by Darth Vadar. Should be on soon.

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ETA: When Trigger offered Van Helsing a lift at the end the stupid old c**t should have taken it. Arsehole.

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12 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said:

Zen Archer, recycling the same shite patter for three and a half years:

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Apart from the first one, the wording is identical. Did he take out the word 'ironically' because he thought nobody here would understand what it meant?

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Got my letter in yesterday with my date to go in for knee surgery on my left knee on the 27/12/18.....
Went out last night for my birthday....dislocated my right knee.
Merry Christmas and a happy fucking birthday.DSC_0153.JPG.81e864c6c8d0fd171d52e3ca02f398b6.JPG
Can you give me your lottery numbers for next week so I know to avoid those ones.
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Queue at taxi rank was massive last night. Decided to walk home. Stomach started cramping up not long in to the journey and just as I was eyeing up every grassy area going past Debating whether to cut my losses my bowels finally gave way just as I was walking past the police station so couldn’t go for an emergency ditching and shat myself :(

 

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