Sergeant Wilson Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: He’s the lorry driving prozzie murderer. Narrow it down a bit! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Narrow it down a bit! Australian lorry driving prozzie murderer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 4 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Australian lorry driving prozzie murderer. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Australian lorry driving prozzie murderer.Immigrant stealing local jobs and murdering local hookers IMO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 46 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: This help seems to mostly consist of complaining about how my house is not exactly like their house, they can't work my TV, and the whole experience has been very tiring for them. Good, not just me then although we mean well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 40 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I didn't forget, I have confused him with someone else or he has said something that lead me to believe he was an oil worker, maybe about his work pattern. Isn't "Daddy's working on an oil rig" what women tell their kids when he's in Barlinnie? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 Short arse gets binned. Quote 'Too short' Tom Cruise to be replaced for Jack Reacher reboot https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46207601 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 2 hours ago, Oooooft said: Not quite the same level of guess ability ,but helpful if you're looking for a free defibrillator, there is a public access one in Lochinver, bolted in a locked case to the outside wall of the Spar. Key coded lock and they were meant to put a phone number on the case if you required the code to get it out. Being a hovel, they haven't did this, and instead put the code on the case so you can unlock it......... I now have an image of Lochinver neds chasing each other with a defibrillator- "mad mental fun electrocuting yer mates, man"" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 45 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Short arse gets binned. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46207601 I like the Reacher books, even though they all get a bit samey. I didn't think Cruise would work at all as Jack Reacher, but the first film was really good. Never saw the sequel. A TV show with someone more matching the character physically would be interesting though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I like the Reacher books, even though they all get a bit samey. I didn't think Cruise would work at all as Jack Reacher, but the first film was really good. Never saw the sequel. A TV show with someone more matching the character physically would be interesting though. Thought Cruise was awful, killed the character. Hope Netflix or someone do a series with a kindly giant who's a bit strict when necessary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted November 14, 2018 Share Posted November 14, 2018 17 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: I like the Reacher books, even though they all get a bit samey. I didn't think Cruise would work at all as Jack Reacher, but the first film was really good. Never saw the sequel. A TV show with someone more matching the character physically would be interesting though. Agree with all of this. The sequel was pish; strayed much too far from the book. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonD Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 10 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: I didn't think Cruise would work at all as Jack Reacher, Maybe if they changed his name to Reach-if-he-stands-on-a-chair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Just now, GordonD said: Maybe if they changed his name to Reach-if-he-stands-on-a-chair Or Reach-a-round, amirite ladz? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Whilst doing my best James Richardson impression today I came across this in the Gazetta dello Sport. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 Whilst doing my best James Richardson impression today I came across this in the Gazetta dello Sport.Tennent's Super is popular in Italy - I remember having it in a bar in Milan many years ago - but I have no idea what it's meant to be. It tasted like a dark beer, but it was quite gassy like lager. Truly awful, despite their claim that it was "Scotland's number one beer". It was nothing like any Tennent's I've ever had, super strength or otherwise. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 12 hours ago, G_Man1985 said: Back still pretty sore . Nae good ^^^^ scared his boss reads P&B. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted November 15, 2018 Share Posted November 15, 2018 2 hours ago, DiegoDiego said: Whilst doing my best James Richardson impression today I came across this in the Gazetta dello Sport. Did ye then buy another paper? Can't even see the stains 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 A man walked out of the supermarket in front of me yesterday. As he did so, he unwrapped the clingfilm off a pound of cheddar and started biting it off the block. I've never seen anyone do that before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 My pervy wee stalker must still be in his cot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 16, 2018 Share Posted November 16, 2018 1 hour ago, coprolite said: A man walked out of the supermarket in front of me yesterday. As he did so, he unwrapped the clingfilm off a pound of cheddar and started biting it off the block. I've never seen anyone do that before. 1 minute ago, supermik said: My pervy wee stalker must still be in his cot. Uncanny series of posts here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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