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6 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said:
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We accept there is no actual evidence, nothing caught on CCTV, no clues left behind. But the fact that fox DNA has been found on the bodies does not necessarily mean the fox did it..... 

Our priority at the moment is the victim’s families.

https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/croydon-cat-killer-snarl-met-police-latest/

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1 hour ago, NJ2 said:


What’s made her think that? Do you think she’s right?

I think she believes that since I’ve never talked about a girlfriend or even going out on a date with a woman in the entire I’ve been here she has drawn the conclusion that I’m gay.

 

She’s basically confused that with ‘being fat and utterly unattractive to women’.

 

I also sometimes wear red/burgundy trousers to work.

 

No, I don't think she's right.

1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Pride this weekend, m8.

See you there.

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Mind and wear the assless chaps.

 

23 minutes ago, ah-dee said:
1 hour ago, DA Baracus said:
Just a kick for this one

at least if you lick it the "gay" ideas will be dispelled. more enjoyment in a kick though

I would rather not. She's really sound, but not someone I would like to have relations with.

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8 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
11 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:
I would rather not. She's really sound, but not someone I would like to have relations with.

Shes the gaffer. Get her pumped then reap the rewards.

Not sure what the rewards would be.

I also really hope she doesn't catch me typing any of this stuff.

3 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Breaking them in right now.

Not sure the office along the corridor fully appreciate the effort though. 

Homophobes.

I've been growing my moustache out for it.

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Just now, DA Baracus said:

Not sure what the rewards would be.

I also really hope she doesn't catch me typing any of this stuff.

Well she either takes you to the top with her, or you blackmail her for a couple of early darts. 

AND, you get to say you pumped your boss. 

DA BARACUS BOSS, HES TALKING ABOUT SHAGGING YOU BTW!!!!!

(PM me love x)

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4 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:

Well she either takes you to the top with her, or you blackmail her for a couple of early darts. 

AND, you get to say you pumped your boss. 

DA BARACUS BOSS, HES TALKING ABOUT SHAGGING YOU BTW!!!!!

(PM me love x)

I don't want to get to the top here. In fact I want to leave and plan to do so in the new year.

Grass.

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I don't want to get to the top here. In fact I want to leave and plan to do so in the new year.
Grass.

Probably best hope she reads the gay stuff rather than this.
It’s very strange she thinks you’re gay though. I try not to talk about my personal life at work, I’ll very rarely mention to colleagues about girls I’m seeing but I don’t think that anyone thinks I’m gay. It must be the red trews.
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