Div Posted September 4, 2018 Share Posted September 4, 2018 On 9/2/2018 at 00:57, Zen Archer said: I see where you're coming from. I actually tried to reply to somone before the Maurines got fucked but the site imploded just prior to this. My guess is that @Div has an implosion App and fucks off to the pub on a whim. The site seems to trip most Saturdays. It's unsurprisingly our busiest time of the week, and so believe me, it's not a time when I want the site to go down. I don't get notified that it's tripped as nothing actually stops. The server remains up, all services remain up, but the web service seems to just lock up. I was absolutely hammered in Edinburgh on Saturday after the game. I wouldn't have been capable of fucking about with web servers either to break them or fix them! So, I've put a job in place, to run on a Saturday only, from 1700 to 2300 which will automatically restart the web service on the hour. Let's see if that fixes or at least eases the issues going forward. You'll barely notice the restart, it takes about 2 seconds to complete. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Swarley Posted September 5, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 5, 2018 6 hours ago, Div said: The site seems to trip most Saturdays. It's unsurprisingly our busiest time of the week, and so believe me, it's not a time when I want the site to go down. I don't get notified that it's tripped as nothing actually stops. The server remains up, all services remain up, but the web service seems to just lock up. I was absolutely hammered in Edinburgh on Saturday after the game. I wouldn't have been capable of fucking about with web servers either to break them or fix them! So, I've put a job in place, to run on a Saturday only, from 1700 to 2300 which will automatically restart the web service on the hour. Let's see if that fixes or at least eases the issues going forward. You'll barely notice the restart, it takes about 2 seconds to complete. 27 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Been a while (Spectrum ZX days) since I did any form of programming but it probably runs something like: R.E.M Saturday 17:00 run>check St Mirren score (if team x > goals than St Mirren THEN crash site) 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvo Montalbano Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 The site seems to trip most Saturdays. It's unsurprisingly our busiest time of the week, and so believe me, it's not a time when I want the site to go down. I don't get notified that it's tripped as nothing actually stops. The server remains up, all services remain up, but the web service seems to just lock up. I was absolutely hammered in Edinburgh on Saturday after the game. I wouldn't have been capable of fucking about with web servers either to break them or fix them! So, I've put a job in place, to run on a Saturday only, from 1700 to 2300 which will automatically restart the web service on the hour. Let's see if that fixes or at least eases the issues going forward. You'll barely notice the restart, it takes about 2 seconds to complete.Didn't that used to happen anyway? I was always booted out on the app at the top of the hour, but after a minute if I refreshed the content was back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 11 hours ago, Shandon Par said: I can’t speak for any of you other spambots but I’m Gunther’s wife. ^^^ Too effeminate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: ^^^ Too effeminate. Hello I'm Gunter and so is my wife. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Div Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Salvo Montalbano said: 10 hours ago, Div said: The site seems to trip most Saturdays. It's unsurprisingly our busiest time of the week, and so believe me, it's not a time when I want the site to go down. I don't get notified that it's tripped as nothing actually stops. The server remains up, all services remain up, but the web service seems to just lock up. I was absolutely hammered in Edinburgh on Saturday after the game. I wouldn't have been capable of fucking about with web servers either to break them or fix them! So, I've put a job in place, to run on a Saturday only, from 1700 to 2300 which will automatically restart the web service on the hour. Let's see if that fixes or at least eases the issues going forward. You'll barely notice the restart, it takes about 2 seconds to complete. Didn't that used to happen anyway? I was always booted out on the app at the top of the hour, but after a minute if I refreshed the content was back. Yeah we used to do that but dropped it a long time ago, everything has been fine and dandy every day of the week except Saturday, fuelling the conspiracy theorists! St.Mirren's next game is on a Friday though so we should be fine regardless 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Shandon Par said: Hello I'm Gunter and so is my wife. Wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 7 hours ago, Bully Wee Villa said: Wid. I hope you did in the best possible taste. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 8 hours ago, Div said: Yeah we used to do that but dropped it a long time ago, everything has been fine and dandy every day of the week except Saturday, fuelling the conspiracy theorists! St.Mirren's next defeat is on a Friday though so we should be fine regardless FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Friday night downtime scheduled, folks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Good TV. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Whatever you do, don’t download Brain It On for your phone or tablet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 Greenock Morton appoint Jonatan Johansson. Just me that finds that very strange? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Greenock Morton appoint Jonatan Johansson. Just me that finds that very strange?They were in a bit of a pickle managerially and had to get someone. Theres a couple of threads about it m8. They are genuinely very good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aidan Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Greenock Morton appoint Jonatan Johansson. Just me that finds that very strange?Local based, highly regarded coach who has worked for the club before? Seems more sensible than strange. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Tough time for them with his wife being punted off Masterchef, and now him having to manage Morton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Mark Connolly said: Tough time for them with his wife being punted off Masterchef, and now him having to manage Morton. I'd be happy to "console her" if need be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 13 hours ago, NJ2 said: Greenock Morton appoint Jonatan Johansson. Just me that finds that very strange? Nothing strange at all. Jim has done some regression therapy, discovered he was a Finnish god in a previous life, still has his JJ jumpers and is raring to start shouting at some young footballers again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted September 7, 2018 Share Posted September 7, 2018 Local based, highly regarded coach who has worked for the club before? Seems more sensible than strange. Any evidence he’s a decent manager? It’s a benefit he worked for the club before and lives close but I’d be wanting a good manager personally - not saying he won’t be, just a strange appointment to an outsider. Nothing strange at all. Jim has done some regression therapy, discovered he was a Finnish god in a previous life, still has his JJ jumpers and is raring to start shouting at some young footballers again.Now were fucking talking! Get BB alongside him and I’m moving to Greenock! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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