Rugster Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 24 minutes ago, paranoid android said: a lend. Mods, please 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Gave a lassie at work a lend of a tenner last Friday as she was out of cash, and miles from a bank. She was back at work the day - has she given me the tenner back? Has she f**k - the c**t. Turn the heating up, get the windows down, and kick her in the pie.And how could I forget: Pics or GTF. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 29 minutes ago, paranoid android said: Gave a lassie at work a lend of a tenner last Friday as she was out of cash, and miles from a bank. She was back at work the day - has she given me the tenner back? Has she f**k - the c**t. If you didn't ask her she probably thinks you're not bothered about it. Result! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 I did a walk today in my lunch hour that looks like a leg (knee down) doing a walk.Now that I know where you work, and that its a leisurely 5 minute stroll from my house, I am in a real quandary about how I initiate the threats/blackmail and inevitable dismembering.... Is there a right way to do this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Gave a lassie at work a lend of a tenner last Friday as she was out of cash, and miles from a bank. She was back at work the day - has she given me the tenner back? Has she f**k - the c**t. Put an email out asking for a collection. “Many thanks kind regards...” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: 4 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I did a walk today in my lunch hour that looks like a leg (knee down) doing a walk. Now that I know where you work, and that its a leisurely 5 minute stroll from my house, I am in a real quandary about how I initiate the threats/blackmail and inevitable dismembering.... Is there a right way to do this? Pffft, I'll boot you in the pie with my big (skinny) leg 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Now that I know where you work, and that its a leisurely 5 minute stroll from my house, I am in a real quandary about how I initiate the threats/blackmail and inevitable dismembering.... Is there a right way to do this?PM’s over a 6 year period I’d think 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 21 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: As we're moaning about work at the moment, I just discovered that I'm getting laid off in November, along with some other folk. We found out when a manager a few rungs above our boss phoned to let us know that the landlord was going to come by and put 'To Let' signs up on our building. Still haven't had it confirmed that we're getting punted, but there aren't any openings elsewhere, and I couldn't do the travel anyway, so that's that. Shame, as it's the first job I've actually enjoyed doing, and the folk I work with are a good bunch. Best part is that we've been smashing every financial target put our way for more than a year, and the landlord claims that he even offered to cut the rent to keep us in the building, but the rumour is that management consider Alloa to be a bit downmarket and would rather operate out of more well-to-do areas Magee moves to Allow and it turns into a ghetto .... Hope you find a new job too. 5 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: I did a walk today in my lunch hour that looks like a leg (knee down) doing a walk. Does no one talk to you in the canteen? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, bennett said: Does no one talk to you in the canteen? Kinda full of unfit, overweight, chip munchers , tbh. Edited July 20, 2018 by Boghead ranter 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 16 hours ago, supermik said: Sorry to hear that. I, and many others on here will miss Poundworld! Was thinking about dropping a CV off with them, actually - they seem to be getting a lot of custom at the moment. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Richard Madely is in Pointless Celebrities tonight. He’s never off the telly or radio nowadays (Crystal maze, Radio 2, Question Time) but you never see Judy anywhere.I think he’s killed her. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 5 minutes ago, ICTChris said: Richard Madely is in Pointless Celebrities tonight. He’s never off the telly or radio nowadays (Crystal maze, Radio 2, Question Time) but you never see Judy anywhere. I think he’s killed her. Think she’s 89% vodka these days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 I wish to share this gif. Carry on, P&B. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Saw Alex Salmond on the Spanish News today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Saw Alex Salmond on the Spanish News today.Franco will be turning in his grave, which is nice. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Just now, Moomintroll said: 8 minutes ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Saw Alex Salmond on the Spanish News today. Franco will be turning in his grave, which is nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 This: 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Currently packing up clothes for moving house and found a skimpy Doctor's outfit of my wife's..........the wee durty kept that one quiet! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 hour ago, sjc said: Currently packing up clothes for moving house and found a skimpy Doctor's outfit of my wife's..........the wee durty kept that one quiet! For you, maybe. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 1 minute ago, Boghead ranter said: For you, maybe. Did she force you to wear it as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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