Scary Bear Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Nonsense. He'd love a pair. To be fair to Rab Mugabe, you'd never miss him with that jacket on. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Don’t live in Shandon any more but Juniper Green Par is a bit of a mouthful. As your wife said 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Don’t live in Shandon any more but Juniper Green Par is a bit of a mouthful. Junipar green. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: You should hang around the tennis courts, that's where you will find him in the morning before heading to the Railway for his Pimms. I’m off the booze but the tennis court bit is uncanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 The perfect pancake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: The perfect pancake. Looks a bit of a mongrel - half way between a crepe and a scotch pancake. Still wid though. Bit of jam on mine, ta. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, Tynieness said: Damn I haven't been that accurate since I guessed the late O'Gradys temp address from a pic he posted. If you see a gormless c**t walking by the court around 12 feel free to smash a ball off his napper, that will be the brother in law. Will set the hound on him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 A recap for anyone who's been in a coma. Shandon and the dog he has are off the drink and have undertaken an exercise programme. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Tynieness said: But who shot Bobby Ewing. Swampy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 It's maybe her impressionist period. Surely the Scottish Colourists. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Smoke alarms in the house all went off at 4:15 this morning, going crazy as if the place was well ablaze, my first thoughts waking up were 'will I go on a cruise with the resultant money?' However no sign of any smoke or fire and the carbon monoxide monitors are separate. Cant seem to work out wtf has happened. Dont think its the batteries as the house/alarms are a year old. Poltergeists, only logical explanation 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 3 hours ago, Bishoptonbankie said: Smoke alarms in the house all went off at 4:15 this morning, going crazy as if the place was well ablaze, my first thoughts waking up were 'will I go on a cruise with the resultant money?' However no sign of any smoke or fire and the carbon monoxide monitors are separate. Cant seem to work out wtf has happened. Dont think its the batteries as the house/alarms are a year old. A dodgy detector/faulty battery (even mains ones have a backup battery). Or an intruder/stalker set them off and plans to come back and murder you in your sleep next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 14 minutes ago, Bishoptonbankie said: As a sadist im kinda hoping for the latter. I thought it was more an issue with the detector too as the fuse hadn't been triggered, i take it even one faulty one can cause them all to go off? Yes, they’ll be interlinked so one fault in one will set them all off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bishoptonbankie said: Thanks for the reassurance about that! Probably under warranty - check with the builders. If you've ever upset Grimbo, 8 Mile or one of those Morton nutters it's probably worth checking all the doors, windows, attic hatch etc are locked before bed and check in cupboards, under the bed etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 At least i'd get a cruise out of it (allegedly). Only if WTM wears your face on the cruise. Another one notched up for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 I was sitting in a pub across the road from Frankfurt central station on Saturday prior to attending the Frankfurt Dortmund game. A group of “ultras” from either side decided to go for it, right outside the window I was sitting beside. I watched a grown man get beat up against a window, literally on the other side of the pane of glass from where I was enjoying a pint of bitburger. During the beating the man shit himself, which was clearly evident through his jeans during the aftermath. He stood there for about another 5 minutes, before shamelessly departing the scene. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 Apologies if this has been posted on one of the football threads but just saw it on the BBC website: http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41728826 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 BST ends on Sunday which means the clock on our living room wall will be back at the right time again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 18 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: I was sitting in a pub across the road from Frankfurt central station on Saturday prior to attending the Frankfurt Dortmund game. A group of “ultras” from either side decided to go for it, right outside the window I was sitting beside. I watched a grown man get beat up against a window, literally on the other side of the pane of glass from where I was enjoying a pint of bitburger. During the beating the man shit himself, which was clearly evident through his jeans during the aftermath. He stood there for about another 5 minutes, before shamelessly departing the scene. Hope it didn't put you off your Bitburger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 23, 2017 Share Posted October 23, 2017 26 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: I watched a grown man get beat up against a window, literally on the other side of the pane of glass from where I was enjoying a pint of bitburger. Weeperdee likes this 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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