throbber Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Just now, Finch road said: John McVeigh is a tit Eta - wtf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 (edited) 4 minutes ago, throbber said: Not quite as funny as the autocorrect for the slightly dirty word that rhymes with fringe! Orange ETA: It isn't working for me. Edited October 19, 2017 by Shotgun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted October 19, 2017 Share Posted October 19, 2017 Has someone (I assume Div) actually changed Viking-Ton's @ tag filter to Virginton? What a complete and utter minter that is if so. That’s virgin (t)on the ridiculous ETA I’ll get my coat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Had to give my mum a call early doors to make sure all ok for my dads funeral this morning and on my mobile it still has the house number listed as parents. My 8 year old son as quick as a flash says you can change that listing to Parent. It’s a right pity they’ve banned giving the wee shites a skelp eh? Soon as it’s happened they pipe up with the jokes. Good to get some comedic relief though, hope you and the family are doing okay [emoji106] 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Sigh. Today isn't going to plan. As if being defrauded wasn't enough, I've now went and fucked my fridge. It's a small one with a wee freezer compartment in the top and it's got quite a build of ice, so I was using a knife to chip it away. Unfortunately I hit something, and there was a sudden release of a white gas. Some research had concluded that I've fucked the cooling system. Since this was my fault, I'm liable for it so can't get the landlord to replace it. I've got to buy a new fridge, but can't afford to do so until I get paid. There's a recycling place in Dundee that will do them for cheap I imagine, so will pop down tomorrow to take a look. Does mean I'll be without a fridge for at least a week and a bit. What a shitter, especially since I like my drinks cold. Fortunately there isn't that much in the current fridge so there won't be all that much waste, but there is cheese in there, and since cheese is brilliant I might just have to sit and eat it all tonight. I may go blind 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, DA Baracus said: Sigh. Today isn't going to plan. As if being defrauded wasn't enough, I've now went and fucked my fridge. It's a small one with a wee freezer compartment in the top and it's got quite a build of ice, so I was using a knife to chip it away. Unfortunately I hit something, and there was a sudden release of a white gas. Some research had concluded that I've fucked the cooling system. Since this was my fault, I'm liable for it so can't get the landlord to replace it. I've got to buy a new fridge, but can't afford to do so until I get paid. There's a recycling place in Dundee that will do them for cheap I imagine, so will pop down tomorrow to take a look. Does mean I'll be without a fridge for at least a week and a bit. What a shitter, especially since I like my drinks cold. Fortunately there isn't that much in the current fridge so there won't be all that much waste, but there is cheese in there, and since cheese is brilliant I might just have to sit and eat it all tonight. I may go blind You shouldn't keep cheese in the fridge anyway, just stick it in an airtight tub. Stick your drink in cold water. Winter's coming. First World problems for this pish 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 What? Cheese should always be kept in the fridge 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 You should stock up on all assortments of biscuits. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Bon Jovi in their hey day were fucking brilliant. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Sigh. Today isn't going to plan. As if being defrauded wasn't enough, I've now went and fucked my fridge. It's a small one with a wee freezer compartment in the top and it's got quite a build of ice, so I was using a knife to chip it away. Unfortunately I hit something, and there was a sudden release of a white gas. Some research had concluded that I've fucked the cooling system. Since this was my fault, I'm liable for it so can't get the landlord to replace it. I've got to buy a new fridge, but can't afford to do so until I get paid. There's a recycling place in Dundee that will do them for cheap I imagine, so will pop down tomorrow to take a look. Does mean I'll be without a fridge for at least a week and a bit. What a shitter, especially since I like my drinks cold. Fortunately there isn't that much in the current fridge so there won't be all that much waste, but there is cheese in there, and since cheese is brilliant I might just have to sit and eat it all tonight. I may go blind f**k sake. Never rains but it pours! Must be some c**t in or around Dundee with a wee spare available for a week or so... Edit: if you can’t get your hands on one, when you go shopping get stuff for curries or stews which you can cook and leave in a pot a couple of days and obviously don’t buy a lot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I would lend him one but he'd only end up shagging it or some such. I assume that’s the real reason his current one is knackered but boys will be boys... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 hour ago, DA Baracus said: Sigh. Today isn't going to plan. As if being defrauded wasn't enough, I've now went and fucked my fridge. It's a small one with a wee freezer compartment in the top and it's got quite a build of ice, so I was using a knife to chip it away. Unfortunately I hit something, and there was a sudden release of a white gas. Some research had concluded that I've fucked the cooling system. Since this was my fault, I'm liable for it so can't get the landlord to replace it. I've got to buy a new fridge, but can't afford to do so until I get paid. There's a recycling place in Dundee that will do them for cheap I imagine, so will pop down tomorrow to take a look. Does mean I'll be without a fridge for at least a week and a bit. What a shitter, especially since I like my drinks cold. Fortunately there isn't that much in the current fridge so there won't be all that much waste, but there is cheese in there, and since cheese is brilliant I might just have to sit and eat it all tonight. I may go blind Freecycle or similar site/groups may have one. Ive got rid of stuff before using them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I'm just back from a few days in Prague. As I was walking through the old town square I passed a portly man with a shaved head who looked to be in his 50's. He was wearing a zip up to with the Spartans badge on it. Excited to think this could potentially be a sighting of the much lamented Grim O'Grady. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Just now, Am Featha *****h Nan Clach said: I'm just back from a few days in Prague. As I was walking through the old town square I passed a portly man with a shaved head who looked to be in his 50's. He was wearing a zip up to with the Spartans badge on it. Excited to think this could potentially be a sighting of the much lamented Grim O'Grady. Was there any sign of soot? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Was there any sign of soot? No, but he definitely had an 'This holiday was paid for with collection money' look about him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 https://twitter.com/spartansfc/status/921110289692680194 https://twitter.com/spartansfc/status/921114075429593088 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 I'm just back from a few days in Prague. As I was walking through the old town square I passed a portly man with a shaved head who looked to be in his 50's. He was wearing a zip up to with the Spartans badge on it. Excited to think this could potentially be a sighting of the much lamented Grim O'Grady. It absolutely must have been. Who else is going to wear Spartans top abroad? A real life sighting of grim o’grady. This should wake the forum up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Was he carrying a petrol soaked rag and a box of matches?? If no, GTF, it wasn't grimbo . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 It's amazing where being a Bolton slumlord can take you. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aubrey Maturin Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It's amazing where being a Bolton slumlord can take you. The Phoenix Club? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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