1320Lichtie Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Scrambled egg can be a bit of a delicacy, done well with plenty of butter, seasoning, care and attention. Yours is an abomination. Eggs, dash of milk, microwave for 3 minutes. Sorted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 8 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Get her asked out so she doesn't shag someone from her home town whilst you spend three weeks rifling through her bikini pictures from last years holiday. No she's in Aberdeen for the next three weeks, it's that we just don't have that class until the third week in march 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Didn't know her last name until about an hour ago, and yes ive added her Updates required. Also, it definitely won't ruin your chances in the slightest if she finds out she's being discussed on an internet football forum, populated mainly by middle aged VL's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, philpy said: Sidecars?? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sidecar_(cocktail 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Forgive me, but what are sidecars? Like a white lady but brandy instead of gin (purely because the only gin I have is pretty pricy whilst I have leftover Christmas brandy I thought I may as well polish off.Basically triple sec, brandy and lemon juice put into a cocktail shaker over ice with an egg white. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 How many slices of toast is that Lichtie you fat c**t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Like a white lady but brandy instead of gin (purely because the only gin I have is pretty pricy whilst I have leftover Christmas brandy I thought I may as well polish off.Basically triple sec, brandy and lemon juice put into a cocktail shaker over ice with an egg white. There's no way you're 27. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, 1320Lichtie said: Eggs, dash of milk, microwave for 3 minutes. Sorted. You've got it partly right - the eggs bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 There's no way you're 27. Or married. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 3 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Like a white lady but brandy instead of gin (purely because the only gin I have is pretty pricy whilst I have leftover Christmas brandy I thought I may as well polish off. Basically triple sec, brandy and lemon juice put into a cocktail shaker over ice with an egg white. Does it need the egg white? Sounds sensational up to that point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Extra protein. I like the idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Does it need the egg white? Sounds sensational up to that point. Just to give it that nice foamy finish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 How many slices of toast is that Lichtie you fat c**t? 2. Just looks like more cause it's broken up. 4 eggs. Half tin of beans. Half a dozen slices of ham. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 No chance that's only 2 slices. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 10 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: Updates required. Also, it definitely won't ruin your chances in the slightest if she finds out she's being discussed on an internet football forum, populated mainly by middle aged VL's. Nah m74, that's going to be my first pick up line. "I like the Pie and Bovril? Do you like the Pie and Bovril?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Brees Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 I liked sandy fae grease before they turned her into a slutty looking biker chick. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 2, 2017 Share Posted March 2, 2017 Put £1 in the machine and the first bag never dropped so I put another £1 in thinking it would drop them both. That was the result. £2 down and no crisps. I was standing hammering on the glass but at the same time pishing myself laughing that it had actually happened. I weighed up the situation and decided whether one more £1 would drop the lot or whether I'd just be the daftest fucker imaginable. The thought of some dick putting in a £1 and getting my two bags along with his is what made my decision. When I put the third £1 in I noticed the machine said "Credit £3. Select item or press R". Pressed "R" and £3 came out the machine. Popped another £1 in and all three bags dropped. #Winning as the kids would say. Definitely a RTBC but given the seethe generated initially I felt this was more appropriate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 1320Lichtie's Poverty Nachos looked amazing until I found out he microwaved the eggs to scramble them. Hanging's too good for the likes of him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieT1314 Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 I cant believe what i'm reading here. I absolutely love a stag do. Other than making the stag look a tit though, I have never really been on one where it was a massive group all dressed up like idiots and causing chaos. Its just a drinking holiday with your mates really. There will be no matching tshirts or any of that shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted March 3, 2017 Share Posted March 3, 2017 10 hours ago, jmothecat said: Like a white lady but brandy instead of gin (purely because the only gin I have is pretty pricy whilst I have leftover Christmas brandy I thought I may as well polish off. Basically triple sec, brandy and lemon juice put into a cocktail shaker over ice with an egg white. What the absolute f**k? Are you a barman off a White Star Liner? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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