Black and White Tragic Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 This is important information...The phenomenon of dying during sex is known in China and Taiwan as mashangfeng, lobeihong or Hoklo – it literally means ‘getting winded while riding a horse’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Popped into the wee Esso & Tesco on the way in/out of Dumfries this afternoon. Genuinely don't know if the punter in front of me was at it, or if he genuinely had Tourette's, but he was a bit twitchy in the queue before slapping the boy in front of him on the shoulder and letting out a cry of "Tits!" followed by a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!!!" [emoji1]Held it together quite well in the shop, but once back in the van, I pretty much laughed about it all the way up the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Popped into the wee Esso & Tesco on the way in/out of Dumfries this afternoon. Genuinely don't know if the punter in front of me was at it, or if he genuinely had Tourette's, but he was a bit twitchy in the queue before slapping the boy in front of him on the shoulder and letting out a cry of "Tits!" followed by a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!!!" [emoji1]Held it together quite well in the shop, but once back in the van, I pretty much laughed about it all the way up the road. You are aware you will likely get slaughtered for this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 It fucking is - same as toast on beans. You're an idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 You are aware you will likely get slaughtered for this? Don't really care. I think there's a better understanding of Tourette's these days and it's ok to laugh at the ridiculousness of some of it. The guy himself and the boy he slapped had a laugh together after a wee apology. The checkout girls had a wee giggle too. Perhaps if folk were making fun of him it would be a different story...The general lack of surprise by the folk working in the shop made me wonder if the guy is local and fairly well known around there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 15 minutes ago, Romeo said: You're an idiot. Took you five days to work that out - idiot found! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Accidentally stumbled upon a hipster bar in Leeds with this on wall of the toilet: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 "all the Sport". << Seething. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemunster Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: Popped into the wee Esso & Tesco on the way in/out of Dumfries this afternoon. Genuinely don't know if the punter in front of me was at it, or if he genuinely had Tourette's, but he was a bit twitchy in the queue before slapping the boy in front of him on the shoulder and letting out a cry of "Tits!" followed by a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!!!" Held it together quite well in the shop, but once back in the van, I pretty much laughed about it all the way up the road. Fibs 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stimpy Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Was just driving home there on the A90 and a car passed me, when the front half of his car was past the nose of mine he pulled in. Needless to say I shit myself, thankfully he missed me.He then took off totally swaying all over the road doing about 70. Phoned the police so hopefully they get the drunken arse and chuck the book at him.Time for a calm down now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eednud Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 We were all wrinkled bawbags and talked shite. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-31/wrinkled-sack-with-huge-mouth-no-anus-could-be-oldest-ancestor/8225528 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Was just driving home there on the A90 and a car passed me, when the front half of his car was past the nose of mine he pulled in. Needless to say I shit myself, thankfully he missed me.He then took off totally swaying all over the road doing about 70. Phoned the police so hopefully they get the drunken arse and chuck the book at him.Time for a calm down now. Lee Wallace likes this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 4 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Popped into the wee Esso & Tesco on the way in/out of Dumfries this afternoon. Genuinely don't know if the punter in front of me was at it, or if he genuinely had Tourette's, but he was a bit twitchy in the queue before slapping the boy in front of him on the shoulder and letting out a cry of "Tits!" followed by a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!!!" Did the boy in front agree with Tourette's Man's summary of the situation? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 We were all wrinkled bawbags and talked shite. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-01-31/wrinkled-sack-with-huge-mouth-no-anus-could-be-oldest-ancestor/8225528 Were? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILLIEA Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 11 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Popped into the wee Esso & Tesco on the way in/out of Dumfries this afternoon. Genuinely don't know if the punter in front of me was at it, or if he genuinely had Tourette's, but he was a bit twitchy in the queue before slapping the boy in front of him on the shoulder and letting out a cry of "Tits!" followed by a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!!!" Held it together quite well in the shop, but once back in the van, I pretty much laughed about it all the way up the road. Booitsme 7 still suffering withdrawal from the forum? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Did the boy in front agree with Tourette's Man's summary of the situation? Good point. Can't say I noticed any particularly attention-grabbing tits in the shop, so perhaps he was just calling the folk in front of him tits...? Booitsme 7 still suffering withdrawal from the forum? Possibly... Boobsitsme7 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 More absolute lies from 14mile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 More absolute lies from 14mile. Careful now Throbber. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 7 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Go on... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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