Dee Man Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Yesterday having watched my team get pumped I spent the rest of the afternoon drinking copious amounts of lager in the West End of Glasgow. I then went to a party, drank a bottle of Strawberry MD 20/20, snorted a small hill of daring powder, had a Christian, and didn't talk to a single one of the many hot girls at said party because I'm a VL shitebag. I've gone full P&B. I gave you a greenie for your brutal honesty then immediately took it back for being a VL shitebag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 What's a Christian? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Miguel Sanchez Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Yesterday having watched my team get pumped I spent the rest of the afternoon drinking copious amounts of lager in the West End of Glasgow. I then went to a party, drank a bottle of Strawberry MD 20/20, snorted a small hill of daring powder, had a Christian, and didn't talk to a single one of the many hot girls at said party because I'm a VL shitebag. I've gone full P&B. Try hanging about outside Hillhead Subway station, there's a burd there who'd like a word. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Is FlyerTon about? There's something really bright in the night sky and I'm curious about what it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsimButtHitsASix Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 minute ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Is FlyerTon about? There's something really bright in the night sky and I'm curious about what it is. Some said something about Venus being visible below the moon this month? Or is it the moon itself? It's a lot larger than the other things it's the moon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 57 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Is FlyerTon about? There's something really bright in the night sky and I'm curious about what it is. It is Venus. The other light just above it and to the left is Mars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 I'm surprised it's that bright. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Still clueless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Clint Hills, Gary Abletts, Bumble Bees. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daydream Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Still clueless. Christian Bentekes - eccies Ecstasy tablets, swedgers, beezlers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Daydream said: Christian Bentekes - eccies Ecstasy tablets, swedgers, beezlers Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaffenThinMint Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 1 hour ago, AsimButtHitsASix said: Some said something about Venus being visible below the moon this month? Or is it the moon itself? It's a lot larger than the other things it's the moon Yep, Venus. Just wait until you see it at dawn on a frosty day. The famous Flying Cross UFO fiasco of October 1967 was caused by this (you still get UFOlogists putting sauce & sprinkles on the incident, and "it has never been solved!" in dramatic voices, even though it was throughly debunked at the time) when two incompetent PCs drove their car at high speed over the steep hills & twists of rural Devonshire's B roads, convinced they were chasing a UFO. Not that they were the only ones, people all over the south of England & the Channel Isles were fooled by it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Jody Cundy OBEVerified account @jodycundy 2h Oh My! Just spotted a slight spelling mistake on a letter I received yesterday. Oops! D instead of a T #isitok 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arabdownunder Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 16 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: Oh My! Just spotted a slight spelling mistake on a letter I received yesterday. Oops! D instead of a T #isitok You live in Manchesder? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 "Don't bother getting me a birthday present" says missus. Result as I'd forgotten her birthday is coming up. "My present just got delivered. It's at home. It was in the sales". Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory. My money will quite literally be on a handbag or jacket. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 This is important information...The phenomenon of dying during sex is known in China and Taiwan as mashangfeng, lobeihong or Hoklo – it literally means ‘getting winded while riding a horse’. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Popped into the wee Esso & Tesco on the way in/out of Dumfries this afternoon. Genuinely don't know if the punter in front of me was at it, or if he genuinely had Tourette's, but he was a bit twitchy in the queue before slapping the boy in front of him on the shoulder and letting out a cry of "Tits!" followed by a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!!!" [emoji1]Held it together quite well in the shop, but once back in the van, I pretty much laughed about it all the way up the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dosser-fae-the-shire Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Popped into the wee Esso & Tesco on the way in/out of Dumfries this afternoon. Genuinely don't know if the punter in front of me was at it, or if he genuinely had Tourette's, but he was a bit twitchy in the queue before slapping the boy in front of him on the shoulder and letting out a cry of "Tits!" followed by a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!!!" [emoji1]Held it together quite well in the shop, but once back in the van, I pretty much laughed about it all the way up the road. You are aware you will likely get slaughtered for this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 It fucking is - same as toast on beans. You're an idiot. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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