welshbairn Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Fictional films don't bother me at all. Human Centipede was funny as f**k. Haven't seen A Serbian Film though. Real ones I can't watch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 12 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Fucking hell. Salo is the most stomach churning movie I think I've ever partially seen. Literally couldn't stomach it for the entire duration. Think that and The Human Centipede are the only movies that've literally sickened me. Salo gave me the boak multiple times. I had t leave the room a couple of times during it. I'll never watch The Human Centipede as I know I'll spew 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 8 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Fictional films don't bother me at all. Human Centipede was funny as f**k. Haven't seen A Serbian Film though. Real ones I can't watch. Just read the synopsis of A Serbian Film on Wikipedia. Think I'll give it a miss. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I'd never heard of A Serbian Film, just read the Wikipedia. Think I'll give it a swerve. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 I'd never heard of A Serbian Film, just read the Wikipedia. Think I'll give it a swerve. Pussay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 A Serbian Film contains the lovely phrase 'Newborn porn'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernJambo Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Pussay. This a reference to the film or just an insult? If the latter, shut up...specks! Zing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 2 hours ago, DA Baracus said: gave me the boak multiple times. I had to leave the room a couple of times during it. I'm the same with anything by Richard Curtis or Baz Lurman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 The cover has an 18 certificate stamped on it, wtf Serbia. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 And as for you weirdos watching those videos online. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 One Man One Jar. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Just watched the Glasgow video out of curiosity. Tom Daley would be proud, 8 out of 10 for artistic impression. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 My main query around the fella dropping from the window was why did he have shoes on but no trousers? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 His light fawn suit was in the cleaners that day. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 Its great what you can learn on here, Moz mentions this Pasolini guy in the song 'You have killed me', I had no idea who the fucker was. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 The Human Centipede was very disappointing when I saw it. Arty pretension packaged in legitimately subpar film making. The second one was just stupid. The third one sounds like a laugh though: William "Bill" Boss (Dieter Laser), a psychopathic prison warden, watches the end of The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence) with his accountant, Dwight Butler (Laurence R. Harvey). Bill says that he hates the films as his feet are massaged by his assistant, Daisy (Bree Olson). Daisy replies that she enjoyed them. In response, Bill sucks his finger and inserts it into Daisy's vagina, telling her that women should not be allowed to voice their opinions. Dwight interrupts, attempting to pitch a "brilliant idea" to fix the prison's horrible retention and violence rates, but he is interrupted by a phone call. With the five-hundred person centipede now complete, Governor Hughes arrives and is disgusted at what he sees. Not only has a Human Centipede been created, but a 'Human Caterpillar' has also been created out of the inmates serving life sentences. This is the same as a Human Centipede, only the limbs of the victims have been removed, meaning they cannot move. It is revealed that Daisy has also been accidentally sewn into the Centipede. Hughes concludes that Dwight and Bill are insane and should get the death penalty before leaving the prison in abhorrence. Bill murders Dr. Jones (Clayton Rohner). Hughes then returns to the prison with a sudden change of heart, stating that the Centipede punishment is "exactly what America needs." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 The third one, if anything, is the most ridiculous of all. Also it has the main guys from the first and second have starring roles but as different characters. A must see for those who like watching movies about people surgically sewn together to create a centipede. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted December 14, 2016 Share Posted December 14, 2016 A woman clearly dumped you for a man who is enthusiastic for snuff videos as you clearly have a chip on your shoulder. Why is every post I read by you now qualified with,"by the guy who wanks into bins". You should never have divulged that. Seriously.I think I'll be on "The Council" next Wednesday seeing if I can get funding for my trauma councilling. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 12 hours ago, mjw said: Compared to Isis TV its pretty tame. I'd like to think I would keep my phone in my pocket though if I seen something like that. The guy who's filming it offers up some fantastic advice to the police officer who's holding the guy by the ankles though: "DON'T DROP HIM!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 15, 2016 Share Posted December 15, 2016 Why is every post I read by you now qualified with,"by the guy who wanks into bins". You should never have divulged that. Seriously.I think I'll be on "The Council" next Wednesday seeing if I can get funding for my trauma councilling. Stop being such a drama queen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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