Romeo Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: The weans nursery teacher, normally a pretty plain lassie. Nice enough and potential there... This morning they were all to wear their jammies for children in need, teachers muckle paps hangin out of her top. No way I didnt get caught staring. Superb. And wid. No pictures? You have let everyone down. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 5 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Sorry mate. I agree with the pics of GTF rule but when it comes to whipping out the camera in a nursery for the benefit of my online friends I will shamefully have to admit that I felt it could backfire rather badly Poor excuse imo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Sorry mate. I agree with the pics of GTF rule but when it comes to whipping out the camera in a nursery for the benefit of my online friends I will shamefully have to admit that I felt it could backfire rather badly "IT'S OK EVERYONE, I'M NOT A BEAST! I'M TAKING A PICTURE OF THE TEACHERS PAPS!!!" Problem solved. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 4 minutes ago, KnightswoodBear said: "IT'S OK EVERYONE, I'M NOT A BEAST! I'M TAKING A PICTURE OF THE TEACHERS PAPS!!!" Problem solved. Not secretly taking pictures of a woman's breasts in a children's nursery for the amusement of online strangers on a football forum is the lowest of the low. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Currently watching Goldeneye yet again on ITV4. Never get tired of this film. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Currently watching Goldeneye yet again on ITV4. Never get tired of this film. Nor the N64 game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 16 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Sorry mate. I agree with the pics of GTF rule but when it comes to whipping out the camera in a nursery for the benefit of my online friends I will shamefully have to admit that I felt it could backfire rather badly Next time you're picking up the wean, sidle up to the teacher and ask if she'd mind posting a picture of her paps on P&B for the common good. I'm pretty sure that would be acceptable. Refer her to one S. Brook to reassure her this is common practice and quite above board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Sitting here waiting for a package to be delivered. Tracking it on the company's app just now. The lorry is currently on the other side of town Can't go out for a while then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 58 minutes ago, supermik said: Sitting here waiting for a package to be delivered. Tracking it on the company's app just now. The lorry is currently on the other side of town Can't go out for a while then. If the DPD delivery tracker has taught me anything, it's that the delivery route is never planned the way it should be. "Davey is currently delivering parcel 43. You are parcel 461. Davey is next door, but needs to make deliveries in Aberdeen and Antarctica before coming to you with your parcel." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Noticed a lot of 'family friendly' pubs in Edinburgh have a minimum age of 5. Struggling to find somewhere decent in the city centre that will allow babies. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Just now, jmothecat said: Noticed a lot of 'family friendly' pubs in Edinburgh have a minimum age of 5. Struggling to find somewhere decent in the city centre that will allow babies. Good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Noticed a lot of 'family friendly' pubs in Edinburgh have a minimum age of 5. Struggling to find somewhere decent in the city centre that will allow babies. You can't give booze t'baby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmothecat Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Good. Five year olds are far more irritating than babies. Babies just sit there and occupy themselves. Five year olds make noise and run around etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Just now, jmothecat said: Five year olds are far more irritating than babies. Babies just sit there and occupy themselves. Five year olds make noise and run around etc. I'd ban anyone under 25. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Babies are shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 3 minutes ago, jmothecat said: Babies just sit there and wait for mum to get her chebs out for lunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 What was his illness? being a fat b*****d? Shirleyholey @shirleyholey1 3h3 hours ago @adamhillscomedy had tickets for tonight sadly missing out as the seats were too small for hubby,he's been poorly but not a refund offered 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 12 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'd ban anyone under 25. This. It's a pub, not the pishball pit at McDonalds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 40 minutes ago, Zen Archer said: What was his illness? being a fat b*****d? Shirleyholey @shirleyholey1 3h3 hours ago @adamhillscomedy had tickets for tonight sadly missing out as the seats were too small for hubby,he's been poorly but not a refund offered Why on earth does she think the theatre should offer a refund? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18May1991 Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 21 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I'd ban anyone under 25. Because pesky 24 year olds run around and make noise etc.? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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