DiegoDiego Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 2 minutes ago, Fat Joe da Gangsta said: When I lived in Leeds they said Yorkshiremen were like Scotsmen with the generosity wrung out of them. Yesterday I found out that "Scotch Tape" was so called as you didn't need to use a lot, thus pleasing miserly Scotchmen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Yesterday I found out that "Scotch Tape" was so called as you didn't need to use a lot, thus pleasing miserly Scotchmen. Away and "scotch tape" yer dick to yer titties and start daeing sit-ups, yeh c**t. Take yer pus for a shite first, please.Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 1 minute ago, Dee Dee said: Away and "scotch tape" yer dick to yer titties and start daeing sit-ups, yeh c**t. Take yer pus for a shite first, please. Thank you. It's a pleasure to meet you, too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 6 minutes ago, Dee Dee said: Away and "scotch tape" yer dick to yer titties and start daeing sit-ups, yeh c**t. Take yer pus for a shite first, please. Thank you. You been out spending that cash wisely Dee Dee? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Wtf did you expect mate*?*I'm anything but. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 You been out spending that cash wisely Dee Dee? Oh f**k aye! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Renee Zellweger is on The One Show just now, she looks a fucking state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Does she have luscious legs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 She has a pus like a careless beekeeper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiegoDiego Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 14 minutes ago, Dee Dee said: Wtf did you expect mate*? I thought it was quite an interesting fact, oh well. Quote The brandname Scotch came about while Richard Drew was testing his first masking tape to determine how much adhesive he needed to add. The bodyshop painter became frustrated with the sample masking tape and exclaimed, "Take this tape back to those Scotch bosses of yours and tell them to put more adhesive on it!" The name was soon applied to the entire line of 3M tapes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 A common misconception, dear boy, I've no got the time for this. Research. Research. Research. Would be my advice to you. You're most welcome. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Ignore him Dee Dee and get stuck back into your Friday night treat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Ehm oot meh fucking eh baw, this will not end well. Mark meh wurdz! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 I'm quite envious tbh those days are behind me now or they should be at least. Looking forward to your chirpy posts in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 These days should be behind me and this is the last hurrah.Joe, you're no gonna hear f**k all offa me in the morning. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 I've had a few last hurrah's myself DD have a good one tonight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Last one, fat joe. The very last one [emoji6] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 No fucking chance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 This will, literally, be the death of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Dee Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Time to pull up a sandbag and listen to the Dee Dee confessions. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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