Dee Man Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 10 hours ago, banana said: It's that news reporter satirist, is it not? Are you thinking of Jonathon Pie? It could easily have been from one of his sketches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Lefty would get boabbee'd. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 Have to share this one with the P&B masses, because I'm still laughing since it happened on Tuesday. At work we have those absolutely f***ing pointless team huddles/briefings every morning where they tell you how much we've sold/need to sell et cetera. We work in a large retail outlet, but despite it being pretty dead at that time of the day, there will still be 30/40 staff present to hear one of the gaffers chatting shit for five minutes. At the end the briefing, the manager says, 'can all the male staff hang on a minute.' He tells us someone has reported footprints on one of the shitehouse seats in the male staff bogs. At this point I'm thinking someone's been lifting out the roof void tiles and stashing stolen stock. Imagine the scenes when he told us that a nominated member of staff (a lanky c***) standing on the bog seat, then removing a ceiling tile followed by fishing their arm in..........they retrieved......... A PAIR OF BOXER SHORTS WHICH SOMEONE HAD SHAT IN The lucky recipient has been mumbling 'I'm gonna kill the c***' non-stop since Tuesday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted July 29, 2016 Share Posted July 29, 2016 My 5th Grandson born last night 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 The ICC was some mob. Gary Oldman, Micky Pearce, Benny from Grange Hill, Phil Michell and Jim McDonald. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Suffer from vertigo? Then watch this and nearly puke..(warning, the music is terrible) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Have to share this one with the P&B masses, because I'm still laughing since it happened on Tuesday. At work we have those absolutely f***ing pointless team huddles/briefings every morning where they tell you how much we've sold/need to sell et cetera. We work in a large retail outlet, but despite it being pretty dead at that time of the day, there will still be 30/40 staff present to hear one of the gaffers chatting shit for five minutes. At the end the briefing, the manager says, 'can all the male staff hang on a minute.' He tells us someone has reported footprints on one of the shitehouse seats in the male staff bogs. At this point I'm thinking someone's been lifting out the roof void tiles and stashing stolen stock. Imagine the scenes when he told us that a nominated member of staff (a lanky c***) standing on the bog seat, then removing a ceiling tile followed by fishing their arm in..........they retrieved......... A PAIR OF BOXER SHORTS WHICH SOMEONE HAD SHAT IN The lucky recipient has been mumbling 'I'm gonna kill the c***' non-stop since Tuesday Is this Asda in Govan? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 8Mile's been busy in Hamilton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 I'm doing absolutely hee-haw today. I put in about 6 miles of jogging yesterday. 5miles of walking to and from work (plus whatever at work) and had 5's last night too. I've a massive blister on each big toe and I've a sore back too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Who remembers "Thundercunt" from the horrific club photos thread?I've just discovered that he lives in New Zealand and I've just watched a video of him being naked in a radio studio in relation to some new tv programme "Naked Attraction." Wtf. Also, he's also just appeared as an extra in NZ drama series Shortland Street. Some boy is Thundercunt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtie23 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Who remembers "Thundercunt" from the horrific club photos thread?I've just discovered that he lives in New Zealand and I've just watched a video of him being naked in a radio studio in relation to some new tv programme "Naked Attraction." Wtf. Also, he's also just appeared as an extra in NZ drama series Shortland Street. Some boy is Thundercunt. Eugene Thundercunt? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Eugene Thundercunt? That's the one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Eugene Thundercunt? NoEugene "the bear" Thundercunt 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 I'm not great with heights so I honestly hate these c*nts that do this and make these videos! Can't NOT watch them! There is one in Dubai where the arsehile is rolling right up to the edge on one of those stupid hoverboards, turns my stomach.In general the Russian ones are the worst. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Check the nick of these c***s You just know there is absolutely no chance they reside in Barcelona.Barrhead mibbe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Is that his wife or son on his right? Get in the sea either way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 hour ago, accies1874 said: 8Mile's been busy in Hamilton. Palace? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Tynieness said: Check the nick of these c***s I'm sure they'll get something similar when they play Rangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 11 hours ago, sureiknow said: My 5th Grandson born last night Congratulations. Apart from at Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted July 30, 2016 Share Posted July 30, 2016 Palace? Nah. The Regent Shopping Centre. Not sure if that's worse. I'm glad to say that it's been a while since I was at the Palace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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