Guest The Phoenix Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 I know, a grave attempt at some humour. Im just trying to cheer myself up as in a wee bit pain. I had to go to the hosptial for a minor op to remove a wee lump I had on my back. It was a french surgeon and he simply lanced deceased. That takes crypt humour to new depths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 That takes crypt humour to new depths. Away and greet to your mummy about it then. Think this website should be re named Pyre & Bovril Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 *bump* New topic........fruit & veg Lettuce see what you can come up with. No doubt The Phoenix will turnip soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 You'll be lucky if you see old Pheonix today, he's away to brussels for a holiday. Maybe I shouldn't have leeked that info. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepitsafe Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 *bump* New topic........fruit & veg Lettuce see what you can come up with. No doubt The Phoenix will turnip soon Carrot turnip and not welcome this thread back from the dead. Just emptied the bin as there's not mushroom for anything more to go in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Carrot turnip and not welcome this thread back from the dead. Just emptied the bin as there's not mushroom for anything more to go in. The cornier the better. Between you and Unlesh, whit a pear o' plums yez are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 You'll be lucky if you see old Pheonix today, he's away to brussels for a holiday. Maybe I shouldn't have leeked that info. In fact he's gone to Italy for some fitba coaching from Totti....he's showing him how to peel off his man , skin the full back, chip the keeper and put the ball in the onion bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepitsafe Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 The cornier the better. Between you and Unlesh, whit a pear o' plums yez are. Nice to see you've grown a pear. Obviously you'll never be the apple of my eye because you are so marrow minded but I still leek the intention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 In fact he's gone to Italy for some fitba coaching from Totti....he's showing him how to peel off his man , skin the full back, chip the keeper and put the ball in the onion bag. Naw he's no. He's just rang me on his apple phone, he took up the new cheap deal through the orange network. The fuckers charged him £10 connection though, he was going bananas, so much so he's appealing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Naw he's no. He's just rang me on his apple phone, he took up the new cheap deal through the orange network. The fuckers charged him £10 connection though, he was going bananas, so much so he's appealing it. So that was why he lost the tumshie and was goin nuts when somebody asked him, "What's tomato wi you ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko A Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 In fact he's gone to Italy for some fitba coaching from Totti....he's showing him how to peel off his man , skin the full back, chip the keeper and put the ball in the onion bag. I'm sure he will be peppering the goal with shallots in no time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon EF Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 I'm sure he will be peppering the goal with shallots in no time I distinctively heard Totti shouting encouragment from the sidelines. "Guava pop" he cried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 You'll be lucky if you see old Pheonix today, he's away to brussels for a holiday. Maybe I shouldn't have leeked that info. That's a shame,as he usually comes up with a few peaches,but he's no bean around for some time. Last I heard was he bought his wife a puppy for her birthday and when she asked what breed,he said "it's a cauliflower"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 That's a shame,as he usually comes up with a few peaches,but he's no bean around for some time. Last I heard was he bought his wife a puppy for her birthday and when she asked what breed,he said "it's a cauliflower"! He calls her his "Melancholy Baby". She's got a face like a melon and a body like a collie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 He calls her his "Melancholy Baby". She's got a face like a melon and a body like a collie. Did he not do a runner after being caught pumpkin some cabbage's bird ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Did he not do a runner after being caught pumpkin some cabbage's bird ? Aye,I think she was a swede,but he got cold feet when she asked if he could help her in raisin her kids She fabricated some story to the police to get him into trouble and said he'd graped her. The detective quickly found out it was a deliberate Lychee was telling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuckles Posted August 31, 2011 Share Posted August 31, 2011 Aye,I think she was a swede,but he got cold feet when she asked if he could help her in raisin her kids She fabricated some story to the police to get him into trouble and said he'd graped her. The detective quickly found out it was a deliberate Lychee was telling Of course it didn't help that his pals kept asking,"Where's that broad bean ?" And when she said that he wasn't leaving, he replied, "Oh yes I yam !" You should have seen that mangoe !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2011 Share Posted December 11, 2011 Thought after this moment yesterday with Smurph, it was appropriate to bring this thread back: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 You can if you force it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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