Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.That is all. I expected better from you. I thought we were Pun Heroes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here.That is all. I am not the famous one in my family, I have a Celebrity Big Brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I expected better from you. I thought we were Pun Heroes. My punnery is going into hibernation. I have other battles to fight (and win). Like getting money from a Hole in the Wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I still think Im King Of The Hill on this pun thread, as most of the other posters dont have a Scooby Doo and would only qualify as my Apprentice. I only wish I was 10 Years Younger, as my brain doesnt get into Top Gear as quickly as it used to and I often have to Ask The Family for some help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 How about we bring this back to the top and go for all thing boating. Should be pretty plain sailing for most of you...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Shut it or I'll deck you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 My mate said a belter years ago, we were walking through the town and there was a massive poster for the film armageddon, he turned round to me and said 'arm a geddon out of here' haha.<BR><BR>I thought it was a belter anyway.<BR><BR><BR><BR><BR> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M0rtonfc Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Did not mean to break your chain there chaps but thought that had to be posted. Feel free to skip past mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Glad to see this thread has been brought to life again. This new topic will be a bit of a cruise although I expect some stern opposition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Do we really have to do this topic? Well, if we mast... although I'm hardly being swept over by a wave of optimism here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Glad to see this thread's not sunk without trace , although I frigate the last time I was on . The wife's been on edge since before christmas , one more problem might destroyer . I'm just hoping this weather breaks soon , but can't see it , canoe ? Anway I'm off for a tug . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Glad to see this thread's not sunk without trace , although I frigate the last time I was on . The wife's been on edge since before christmas , one more problem might destroyer . I'm just hoping this weather breaks soon , but can't see it , canoe ? Anway I'm off for a tug . I take it because you have a big steamer ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I take it because you have a big steamer ?? Titanic actually , nothing worse when your coxswain a ton . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Titanic actually , nothing worse when your coxswain a ton . Think your talking rollocks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Titanic actually I had a pun in response to that but I would be made to walk the plank if I posted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 I had a pun in response to that but I would be made to walk the plank if I posted it. Knew you'ld be along schooner than later . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Hope all this snow doesn't interfere with phone lines 'cause I'd Dreadnought having an internet connection . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 8, 2010 Share Posted January 8, 2010 Have been trawling through all your posts, they are all submarine standard. Anyone want to suggest another line of puns..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Went out with a friend 'first footing' , who had a full bag of fortified wines . The weather turned nasty , with the strong wind and snow causing blizzard conditions . Not wanting to die of hypothermia I suggested opening one of his bottles of fortified wine . ''Which one ?'' He asks. . . . . . . ''Any port in a storm'' I reply . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepitsafe Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ''Any port in a storm'' I reply . Any port you say! Port Seaton sands like a good place to set this thread on a new Pathhead. I don't want this thread to go for a Haliburton. What ya reckon? You never know we might Currie favour wi some new contributors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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