monkeyblair Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Back shortly, The Bill are outside. Don't worry, I'll be back in a Heartbeat. I'm sure it'll just be something about our Neighbours across the street - no doubt another sordid Family Affair! Hope there's not been Road Wars in your (Coronation) Street? If there has it may be time to Escape to the Country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Hope there's not been Road Wars in your (Coronation) Street? If there has it may be time to Escape to the Country. Nah, I'm not a coward mate. I'm Still Game for a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Nah, I'm not a coward mate. I'm Still Game for a fight. Only an Excuse for such an activity will make it valid, blud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Only an Excuse for such an activity will make it valid, blud. Mock The Weak why don't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Mock The Weak why don't you? Well HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU young man: your walk along Waterloo Road will be your last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Well HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU young man: your walk along Waterloo Road will be your last. You're a bit aggressive tonight. Are you being Argumental simply for the sake of it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 You're a bit aggressive tonight. Are you being Argumental simply for the sake of it? I think he has had a Cold Case of 24 lagers, make no Bones about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I think he has had a Cold Case of 24 lagers, make no Bones about it. I'll call the Doctors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McKee Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 Nah, I'm not a coward mate. I'm Still Game for a fight. I'm the same, as long as I'm not Outnumbered to an extent of 1 v 100. If that happens, it will be a Total Wipeout to the opponents. Then I'll have to drive in Top Gear to Casualty, before the injury rapidly deteriorates into a Hole in The Wall in the side of my brain. Unluckily I'll have to see some sort of Doctor Who I do not know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 3, 2010 Share Posted January 3, 2010 I'll call the Doctors. Just take him into A&E, some folk call it Casualty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 My old man,Jack, got me a nice bottle of 25 year old malt for Christmas,he certainly is Top Of the Pops. After a few halfs I felt a bit Hi De Hi and said this malt is certainly a Crackerjack ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 My old man,Jack, got me a nice bottle of 25 year old malt for Christmas,he certainly is Top Of the Pops.After a few halfs I felt a bit Hi De Hi and said this malt is certainly a Crackerjack ! The Countdown to his inevitable Hangover begins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 The Countdown to his inevitable Hangover begins. Most of the posters on here have a Jackanory or two to tell. Went to buy an outfit for a fancy dress party today but could not afford it so I just had to Rentaghost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Most of the posters on here have a Jackanory or two to tell. Went to buy an outfit for a fancy dress party today but could not afford it so I just had to Rentaghost. It's always a Lottery if you can find a suitable item or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 It's always a Lottery if you can find a suitable item or not. I even checked for some Cash in the Attic but Alias there was none. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I even checked for some Cash in the Attic but Alias there was none. And I bet you were just ready to shout Kerching! as well. No matter, I'm sure if we put our Eggheads together we can come up with a suitable solution - you could say we are Brainiacs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenc1991 Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I even checked for some Cash in the Attic but Alias there was none. Don't worry, if your on hard times im sure your Friends will get you through it. Speaking about Friends, my mates family, The Simpsons, have been awful secret lately, ain't seen him in ages, till I caught him down the pub one day when he explained he was planning a secret family vaction, well I said to him, "You such a Family Guy!" He was thinking of going to take them to the 90210, but he believes the decision is going down to The Wire with River City, where it's lovely this time of year. Anyways he says he's going to decide in the next 24, unless he gets totally Lost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 Don't worry, if your on hard times im sure your Friends will get you through it.Speaking about Friends, my mates family, The Simpsons, have been awful secret lately, ain't seen him in ages, till I caught him down the pub one day when he explained he was planning a secret family vaction, well I said to him, "You such a Family Guy!" He was thinking of going to take them to the 90210, but he believes the decision is going down to The Wire with River City, where it's lovely this time of year. Anyways he says he's going to decide in the next 24, unless he gets totally Lost! You truly are The Weakest Link whereas I am obviously a Mastermind. Go back to University, Challenge someone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 There is only one way to settle this, lads. And that's in the form of a cooking challenge. Ready, Steady, Cook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted January 4, 2010 Share Posted January 4, 2010 I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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