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We still on keepers ?

Had a works night out last night and I was out of my box . The penalty for

this was I never got up until Hafffey past nine (ask your Dads :lol: ) . At least the wife still gloves

me . The car's still frozen over with this weather , looks like I'll be byekicking it .

I think i'm Wright in saying, in John Grieg's opinion that 9-3 game was because they used an orange ball and Grieg reckoned that was the problem. He said Billy McNeil wouldn't kick it (which I fail to understand) and Haffey wouldn't touch it!

My daughter brought me some Flowers back from her grans today. Told her to put them in a vase that would make sure they wern't too Klos together.

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Haven't been on this Fred for a while , looks like it's Diane on it's knees , Walter way to go . Well

if this is Riley the end of the Linus , I Hope everyone has a Wandaful Christmas and a

Piersful Noel .

Gordon Bennett! It's nearly Xmas. Where's the spirit? We Colin it a day? We can't Les this happen!

C'mon Guys & gals!

Ralleigh round.

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Great idea, a Grandstand finish to the year.

There must be a whole Spectrum of Puns for this.

I wonder if the Brechin Fan "So Nic The Hedgehog" will contribute?

More likely he will have no Nintendo of doing so.

See ya later, I'm off sledging... Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Spoke to a guy in a pub last night.

Turned out he was a gay Aberdonian and was hoping to get lucky and Pokemon later.

Nice Avatar, I think underneath it it should read - My Name Is Uncle Groucho, You Win a Fat Cigar.

Genuine ZX Spectrum game from 1983!!

The guy in the pub will probably end up with the Jet Set Willies...

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I like this thread but it had slipped down to page 9!!

Can it be started again please using computer games from all generations??

I will start and if it goes nowhere you can Chuckie Eggs at me...

Slipped back to page 4 within a day or so and tbh computer games were difficult.

If not done before,how about TV programmes as I think we mught strike the bullseye with this topic ?

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Thats in yho,but I think we should Ask The Nation on that one

Can we not all be Friends at this time of year?

This Morning I have seen plenty of Loose Women and don't have a Scooby Doo where they have come from. Going to see We Will Rock You later, apparently it's The One Show I should not miss.

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Can we not all be Friends at this time of year?

This Morning I have seen plenty of Loose Women and don't have a Scooby Doo where they have come from. Going to see We Will Rock You later, apparently it's The One Show I should not miss.

You dont have to be a Mastermind to take part in this thread.

Just back from Casualty,which thankfully is Open All Hours as I needed some ointment for my Jeremy Kyles !!

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You dont have to be a Mastermind to take part in this thread.

Just back from Casualty,which thankfully is Open All Hours as I needed some ointment for my Jeremy Kyles !!

Just went In The Night Garden to empty the bucket and met my neighbour who had a very clever light sabre with him. It was Jamie and his Magic Torch. Just as well as the darkness was enough to give you the Spooks.

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Lads. The Pun Master has returned to his Rightful Place.

Yes, I think it's fair to say P&B's very own Goldenballs has returned.

That one deserves it's place on the Antiques Roadshow. Just polished off a cheeky wee Beaulolais 1998, that was the Last Of The Summer Wine.

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That one deserves it's place on the Antiques Roadshow. Just polished off a cheeky wee Beaulolais 1998, that was the Last Of The Summer Wine.

Back shortly, The Bill are outside. :rolleyes: Don't worry, I'll be back in a Heartbeat. I'm sure it'll just be something about our Neighbours across the street - no doubt another sordid Family Affair!

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