keepitsafe Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Two sex and I'll think of a pun (Tour six and I think I could pitch one in). Shite, I know Have that on me. Not great. Just to make a point! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youroldda Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 A dyslexic man walks into a bra . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Sorry been away and had a nice cup of tea and an umpire biscuit. After eating it,the wife told me it was hers,so I told her thats one I willow her back. I was creasing myself laughing though !! I think I out to warne everyone that despite nicking her biscuit,Im still a trueman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Going to my feather bed at eleven , I'm on a promise so hopefully my middle stump will bowl the maiden over , and I get to come on her crease . Got it all worked out , first I fielder all over then I massage her breasts , Botham of course . Then it's time for my tickler , hope she's not wearing a pad on her box . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Going to my feather bed at eleven , I'm on a promise so hopefully my middle stump will bowl the maiden over , and I get to come on her crease . Got it all worked out , first I fielder all over then I massage her breasts , Botham of course . Then it's time for my tickler , hope she's not wearing a pad on her box . I think you and me could take on and beat TwisteH and King Kebab at this game ,in fact we'd knock them for six Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Sorry been away and had a nice cup of tea and an umpire biscuit.After eating it,the wife told me it was hers,so I told her thats one I willow her back. I was creasing myself laughing though !! I think I out to warne everyone that despite nicking her biscuit,Im still a trueman Umpire biscuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minijc Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I had forgotten about this thread, luckily enough a little dickie bird told me that more had been added, I can now go to bed and hope to waken up to a lot of snow fall so I can go sledging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepitsafe Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I had forgotten about this thread, luckily enough a little dickie bird told me that more had been added, I can now go to bed and hope to waken up to a lot of snow fall so I can go sledging. Was that a hint already? Piste off? Or just trying to edge us in a new direction? Bet ther's not going to be an avalanche of replies for this powder puff slush. But, I could be making a mountain out of a molehill here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Is this the route we're taking now ? Thought I had pins and needles in my backside , turns out it was crampon my crevice . Got rid of it easily by Tenzing my muscles , should really Everest . Jeez it's col today , summit tells me the weather won't change for a while . The police on this mountain are great , they're known locally as ice screws . Can't take the credit for all these puns , because some of them were Andes . Lot's of sheep get lost on these slopes , must be down to the Sherpa's . Better go cause the wife's needing a fist jam , I'll col on someone else to takeover this mantle . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Is this the route we're taking now ? Thought I had pins and needles in my backside , turns out it was crampon my crevice . Got rid of it easily by Tenzing my muscles , should really Everest . Jeez it's col today , summit tells me the weather won't change for a while . The police on this mountain are great , they're known locally as ice screws . Can't take the credit for all these puns , because some of them were Andes . Lot's of sheep get lost on these slopes , must be down to the Sherpa's . Better go cause the wife's needing a fist jam , I'll col on someone else to takeover this mantle . No puns on this post just a question. When did we have to start highlighting the puns? Is that not a bit ropey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I've been making some Duff posts on here. I really need to get my arse into Gera or others will only make me look really Smalling in comparison. Mabye I should change my underwear? I've had the same Pantsil last Tuesday and they're starting to make a real Stoor. I've no real Riise for posting this, I just felt the need to Baird my Soul. It's Murphy the time of year but I Kamara be bothered doing any work. Etuhu feeling the same? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellV1 Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 I've been making some Duff posts on here. Hiddink you're Wright on the Money with that One Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Typical , Souness I finish posting on mountains , some 'baw heid' comes along and changes the topic . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Fox sake , this is Dyer . Hurst it really come to this ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Looking forward to the next few weeks as Im going to a few different Giggs,which is better than sittin at home on your Arsne I think its gonna Snowdon hard over the weekend though, so we Kanu go to work on Monday. Unfortunately it will cost employers a Fortune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepitsafe Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Looking forward to the next few weeks as Im going to a few different Giggs,which is better than sittin at home on your Arsne I think its gonna Snowdon hard over the weekend though, so we Kanu go to work on Monday. Unfortunately it will cost employers a Fortune. Went to your local this afternoon. Was Burley in the door before I got some Lippi from a guy I knew who was Hiddink in the pool room (I knew him from from Koeman to my golf club on occasion). He was holding his Lagerback as he wanted a vodka but, still took the time to gimme a bit of ad Weiss on getting served. Didn't need it though as I never put my hand in my pocket (turned out I knew his boss and he paid for ours). Well worth the look in. Could have stayed for Moore but I had to get my lift home. I had a pint of Tennents and he had a Best. Decent boozer. I'll look in again if, for no ther reason than, I'm Owen him a drink for driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Went to your local this afternoon. Was Burley in the door before I got some Lippi from a guy I knew who was Hiddink in the pool room (I knew him from from Koeman to my golf club on occasion).He was holding his Lagerback as he wanted a vodka but, still took the time to gimme a bit of ad Weiss on getting served. Didn't need it though as I never put my hand in my pocket (turned out I knew his boss and he paid for ours). Well worth the look in. Could have stayed for Moore but I had to get my lift home. I had a pint of Tennents and he had a Best. Decent boozer. I'll look in again if, for no ther reason than, I'm Owen him a drink for driving. You really Leighton thick there , people keep moving the goalposts on this thread , but I reckon could stick to keepers . I see the Banks aren't out of the Woods yet . Need to buy more than xmas presents this month , as there's two Barthez coming up . It's not about the Given though is it ? Next door neighbour was prescribed viagara because he couldn't get a Bonner . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keepitsafe Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 You really Leighton thick there , people keep moving the goalposts on this thread , but I reckon could stick to keepers . I see the Banks aren't out of the Woods yet . Need to buy more than xmas presents this month , as there's two Barthez coming up . It's not about the Given though is it ? Next door neighbour was prescribed viagara because he couldn't get a Bonner . Khan I ask why we can't keep a Reina n this. This time of year I'm thinking of the 3 Wiese men and, just a Rough guess, we're not gonna have Van der sar to go with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 I once saw Ronnie Biggs playing golf. He tee'd of and drove the ball way off course.Suppose you could say it was a Cruickshank Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil-zoff-fn-ri Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 We still on keepers ? Had a works night out last night and I was out of my box . The penalty for this was I never got up until Hafffey past nine (ask your Dads ) . At least the wife still gloves me . The car's still frozen over with this weather , looks like I'll be byekicking it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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