Hibernia22 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Thats Raphael Scheidt Don't insult me. Are you wanting to be a friend or Defoe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Boyd Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 football related puns are too easy, I'm off for today.... see ya zammora! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tryfield Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I thought the footie puns would have netted a few more posts. Maybe the bar has been set too high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
An Sionnach Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Too many own goals being scored if you ask me. Anyhoo, a bloke's just been arrested in Duty Free for drinking a bottle of perfume. He's being charged with fragrancy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Too many own goals being scored if you ask me. Anyhoo, a bloke's just been arrested in Duty Free for drinking a bottle of perfume. He's being charged with fragrancy..... Is he the same one who got blootered and nicked someones front gate,but they didnt say anything to him in case he took offence ? Anyhow back on topic . Im surprised Law Stud hasn't been on here as he seems to have a good Scots tongue in his head and quite likes to put the boot in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernia22 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Too many own goals being scored if you ask me. Anyhoo, a bloke's just been arrested in Duty Free for drinking a bottle of perfume. He's being charged with fragrancy..... Don't you mean "too many KEown goals"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Don't you mean "too many KEown goals"? You seem quite Keane on this thread and trying your Best to avoid scoring any Owen goals. Still cant make up my mind if you're friend or Defoe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernia22 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 You seem quite Keane on this thread and trying your Best to avoid scoring any Owen goals. Still cant make up my mind if you're friend or Defoe I Love this thread because I think it's really Cole how you can show some puntastic knowledge. Don't worry if I'm a friend or Defoe, you don't want to spend a Long time thinking about it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Support A Pub Team Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 I Love this thread because I think it's really Cole how you can show some puntastic knowledge. Don't worry if I'm a friend or Defoe, you don't want to spend a Long time thinking about it.. Theres still so many football puns that haven't been Dunn yet. Anyway I better Bale, im running late for my Inter-view at my local corner Chopra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernia22 Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Theres still so many football puns that haven't been Dunn yet. Anyway I better Bale, im running late for my Inter-view at my local corner Chopra That's not a very good Job. Surely you can Cech in the papers for advertisements, you could make a Fortune if you work hard enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I Support A Pub Team Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 That's not a very good Job. Surely you can Cech in the papers for advertisements, you could make a Fortune if you work hard enough. Im hoping to buy a Villa in spain soon but theres gonna be a Dailly on that, due to my friend having to go to McCourt for being a stupid Driver and driving at a silly Speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaithRyan Posted May 27, 2010 Share Posted May 27, 2010 Im hoping to buy a Villa in spain soon but theres gonna be a Dailly on that, due to my friend having to go to McCourt for being a stupid Driver and driving at a silly Speed. Cech the prices in Kalou, there are some lovely Holmes over there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted October 21, 2010 Share Posted October 21, 2010 Probably been done before but I'm not looking through 35 pages for it That's well punny!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 Well pun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haitch Posted October 22, 2010 Share Posted October 22, 2010 There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did. Yes, that joke was in the Daily Record yesterday..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Nice to see this thread resurrected from the dead. Couldn't get past a female driver hogging the outside lane on the motorway to day,so had to undertaker. Need to go , as having a coffin fit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Wragg Posted October 23, 2010 Share Posted October 23, 2010 Nice to see this thread resurrected from the dead. Couldn't get past a female driver hogging the outside lane on the motorway to day,so had to undertaker. Need to go , as having a coffin fit I can see this thread falling flat on its hearse with rubbish jokes like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 I can see this thread falling flat on its hearse with rubbish jokes like that. I know, a grave attempt at some humour. Im just trying to cheer myself up as in a wee bit pain. I had to go to the hosptial for a minor op to remove a wee lump I had on my back. It was a french surgeon and he simply lanced deceased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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