Unleash The Nade Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I was champagne at the bit to get a read at this thread - there are some corkers here! That takes the biscuit ! Think we should breakaway from this subject as its starting to yoyo between the same wines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernia22 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Yep, bit late for those sort of puns - it's already after eight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proud To Be A Diamond Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Beerhave you ya c**t. Stay on alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Boyd Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 sitcom related puns.... NOW! hi-di-di I was thinking of these when I was in the office earlier, it's an absolutly fabulous pun based topic. I'm starting it off at the bottom level but I'll be Shooting for the Stars. I'm going to think of some more while I eat my porridge, oh well I just thought I would say 'allo 'allo, it's always good to be keeping up appearances in the general nonsense section. As time goes by it's the young ones on here who are making the best posts and not those who are just waiting for god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Boyd Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 11 puns in 1 post! I'll give anyone who can beat that 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernia22 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 11 puns in 1 post! I'll give anyone who can beat that 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps! I would try, but my wife and kids would go crazy at me being at the computer for so long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I would try, but my wife and kids would go crazy at me being at the computer for so long. Outnumbered, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernia22 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Outnumbered, eh? Yeah, but then again, I could just send my dads army on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Yeah, but then again, I could just send my dads army on them. Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hibernia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernia22 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hibernia? They're not very tough. My dads already got one foot in the grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Boyd Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 awww what petty fool -1'd my 11 pun mega post.... it would take 2 and a half men to pun better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernia22 Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 awww what petty fool -1'd my 11 pun mega post.... it would take 2 and a half men to pun better! We don't want to interact with you...everybody hates kris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 We don't want to interact with you...everybody hates kris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Boyd Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 We don't want to interact with you...everybody hates kris. brilliant! I can't out pun that, and won't even try! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Well, I've Got News For You, I will try! In fact, I won't, I believe I'm a respectable gentleman of society; I don't Mock The Week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 This thread's pish, Only Fools and Horses would think otherwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Boyd Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Close the thread and award this man the prize of a bowl of Porridge. he wins billcosby it was the best pun yet! coupling together the answers like that is exellent, I just saw on the news that 9/11 is now being blamed on fawlty towers (sorry) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 This thread is full of Men Behaving Badly. I'm off honme for a cheeky wee glass of Pinot Noir. I bought a case last July and only have one bottle left,so it's last Of The Summer Wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Some of you are really needing to Curb Your Enthusiasm as all you are doing is displaying your own Arrested Development in regards to the Pun thread!!! I asked the guys in The Office and they said if you can manage to keep it simple with no added Extra's you could soon find yourself being King Of The Hill, as long as you don't get nervous and can keep the Butterflies to a minimum, your puns will be declared as being Absolutely Fabulous and you'll be living the Life Of Riley and if there's any justice you might be able to make some Bread out of it!!! Happy Days, you'll be saying to yourself as you leave people Bewitched and your verbosity is so universally regarded that your enemies will be Outnumbered, but only for as long as you can keep coming up with The Goodies and of course as long as you still enjoy it, if you can keep waking up in the morning say "I, Lovett" all will be well with the world and you won't just be Keeping Up Appearances!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hibernia22 Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Can anyone remember how I met your mother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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