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You're really beginning to grate on my nerves now.

I would tread very Caerphilly, young man.

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I see Desmond Tutu's shower has broken down again. He is fast becoming a stinking bishop.

I heard he used to be mates with a guy who opened a delicatessen in Bethlehem called "Cheeses Of Nazareth".

However the friendship fell apart over an alleged scandal, where they were caught watching a Scandinavian porn fim together.If I remember correctly it was called Danish Blue !.

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No need to wine on about it.

Have you bottled the cheese related Puns then ?

Pity as I thought we could rack up a few more.

It's Pinot long time since the Pun thread saw so much activity.

I'll need to pass the Buck,fast approaching end of work

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Have you bottled the cheese related Puns then ?

Pity as I thought we could rack up a few more.

It's Pinot long time since the Pun thread saw so much activity.

I'll need to pass the Buck,fast approaching end of work

Whyare you feeling Blue? Nun of that please???

Be Reislingable!!!

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Bugger,caught short going home last night after a few beers,fumbled about for my house keys for so long and was bursting.

Just had to have a piat d'or

That's Bordeauxing on the insane!!!

I'd be Pouilly-Fumeing if I went to your house and slipped on your pish!!!

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I just got off the boat at the port, but wine really isn't my thing, my knowledge of wine goes from a half bottle of buckfast all the way up to.... a big bottle of buckfast

You really need to vary it a bit more, you're really stuck between a rioja and a hard place with your choices there!!!

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You really need to vary it a bit more, you're really stuck between a rioja and a hard place with your choices there!!!

I rarely drink Alcohol I'm a bit of a fitness freak, but I don't like to wine on about that now.

f**k.... been sitting here for 5 minutes now trying to think of a pun that I can use "jacob's creek" in laugh.gif

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f**k.... been sitting here for 5 minutes now trying to think of a pun that I can use "jacob's creek" in laugh.gif

Stop wining and be Reislingable!!!

Anyway I don't know if "Jacob's Creek" would count as it's a brand name I would need claret-fication!!!wink.gif

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I rarely drink Alcohol I'm a bit of a fitness freak, but I don't like to wine on about that now.

f**k.... been sitting here for 5 minutes now trying to think of a pun that I can use "jacob's creek" in laugh.gif

That must have driven you Jacob's Cream Crackers, somewhat akin to being up shit Creek without a paddle.

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