Guest The Phoenix Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Oh my Jesus. Cheddar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I hope you're not suggesting I'm cheesed off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I hope you're not suggesting I'm cheesed off. I wouldn't be as Krafty as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 You're really beginning to grate on my nerves now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyblair Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I wouldn't be as Krafty as that. Are we onto cheese related puns, you have goats to be kidding? This one should be a total brie(ze). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 You're really beginning to grate on my nerves now. I would tread very Caerphilly, young man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Okay, I'll be honest. I Swiss you when you're away from this thread, Phoenix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I see Desmond Tutu's shower has broken down again. He is fast becoming a stinking bishop. I heard he used to be mates with a guy who opened a delicatessen in Bethlehem called "Cheeses Of Nazareth". However the friendship fell apart over an alleged scandal, where they were caught watching a Scandinavian porn fim together.If I remember correctly it was called Danish Blue !. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 No need to wine on about it. Have you bottled the cheese related Puns then ? Pity as I thought we could rack up a few more. It's Pinot long time since the Pun thread saw so much activity. I'll need to pass the Buck,fast approaching end of work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Have you bottled the cheese related Puns then ? Pity as I thought we could rack up a few more. It's Pinot long time since the Pun thread saw so much activity. I'll need to pass the Buck,fast approaching end of work Whyare you feeling Blue? Nun of that please??? Be Reislingable!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Whyare you feeling Blue? Nun of that please??? Be Reislingable!!! Bugger,caught short going home last night after a few beers,fumbled about for my house keys for so long and was bursting. Just had to have a piat d'or Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Bugger,caught short going home last night after a few beers,fumbled about for my house keys for so long and was bursting. Just had to have a piat d'or That's Bordeauxing on the insane!!! I'd be Pouilly-Fumeing if I went to your house and slipped on your pish!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Boyd Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I just got off the boat at the port, but wine really isn't my thing, my knowledge of wine goes from a half bottle of buckfast all the way up to.... a big bottle of buckfast Team: Rangers yup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I just got off the boat at the port, but wine really isn't my thing, my knowledge of wine goes from a half bottle of buckfast all the way up to.... a big bottle of buckfast You really need to vary it a bit more, you're really stuck between a rioja and a hard place with your choices there!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Boyd Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 You really need to vary it a bit more, you're really stuck between a rioja and a hard place with your choices there!!! I rarely drink Alcohol I'm a bit of a fitness freak, but I don't like to wine on about that now. f**k.... been sitting here for 5 minutes now trying to think of a pun that I can use "jacob's creek" in Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 f**k.... been sitting here for 5 minutes now trying to think of a pun that I can use "jacob's creek" in Stop wining and be Reislingable!!! Anyway I don't know if "Jacob's Creek" would count as it's a brand name I would need claret-fication!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Phoenix Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I rarely drink Alcohol I'm a bit of a fitness freak, but I don't like to wine on about that now. f**k.... been sitting here for 5 minutes now trying to think of a pun that I can use "jacob's creek" in That must have driven you Jacob's Cream Crackers, somewhat akin to being up shit Creek without a paddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kris Boyd Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 och.. here we merlot you lot are a champagne in the arse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Kebab Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I agree!!! Syrah all later!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Brilliant Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 I was champagne at the bit to get a read at this thread - there are some corkers here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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