John Lambies Doos Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 @Hedgecutter ffs man, that's a tragic story....all that effort, no cigar 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 5 hours ago, Hedgecutter said: Following the death of my (unofficial) father-in-law a couple of months back, it would be fair and understandable to say that my other half hasn't been in the mood of late. Most of the time we've been at her mother's, so that's somewhat limiting anyway. Therefore, to finish off a break last week I thought that I could fork out that little bit more for the last couple of nights and go somewhere a bit more upmarket for a more romantic setting. Big room in the turret of a castle, the big fancy mega-kingsize bed, giant bath etc etc. In summary: somewhat pricey. Following a fun day out on a cloudless summers day in the countryside that had successfully suppressed the dad issue (think 'Nice Painter and His Wife' Fast Show type situations where you go to all lengths to avoid a certain subject), we came back to the hotel room with a bottle of red wine for a soak in the big tub prior to dinner. I even wandered into the nearby village and back beforehand just to get some bubble bath for this as there was no way was I mucking this up. Following that and getting dressed up a bit for a 'date night', we went downstairs to the restaurant and had a top-notch candle-lit dinner involving some fancy starters, sirloin steaks and some more Malbec. Things were going very, very well, and so I suggested that we head back upstairs, to which she agreed and called the waiter over so we could settle the bill. Well, imagine my absolute f***ing delight when the waiter said "We have a nice surprise for you! Your mother phoned us up earlier today to say that she's paying the bill for both of you as a big thank you for all you've done to help over the past few weeks, and all the staff here are all really sorry to hear about your dad". (see spoiler for my inner reaction at this point) Cue a wine-supercharged emotional breakdown in the restaurant as the issue was brought straight back to the forefront, and a complete lack of action that weekend. Never before have I been so ungratefully seething about getting a free steak and wine dinner. Reveal hidden contents Sorry to hear about that bit of bad news. Spoiler Shame about he faither-in-law as well though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Real shame for Hedgey as funerals can be a real aphrodisiac. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 I dunno about anyone else but I’d be pretty floppy after a half bottle of red wine. I’d much rather wait til around 7 am the next morning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just me 2 Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 The impression I get from this site is that you are usually on the red wine at 0700 in the morning I dunno about anyone else but I’d be pretty floppy after a half bottle of red wine. I’d much rather wait til around 7 am the next morning. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, just me 2 said: The impression I get from this site is that you are usually on the red wine at 0700 in the morning Only when the girlfriend is away for the weekend tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Real shame for Hedgey as funerals can be a real aphrodisiac. Thanks to Covid you can no longer just rock up to random funerals in your black Castrol GTX jacket looking for more than just sausage rolls. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 32 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Thanks to Covid you can no longer just rock up to random funerals in your black Castrol GTX jacket looking for more than just sausage rolls. My mate steals the biscuits from funerals. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin.Hood Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 On 25/06/2009 at 18:54, Fudge said: Shagging random slags is overrated. I just did it for the sake of it and to get a bit of an ego boost, but with your girlfriend when there is real emotion involved it's ace. What name does this shagger come under now ? Sure here posts still just canna mind his name. Loved the big titties 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 Only when the girlfriend is away for the weekend tbf. Is that so the m-i-l can help you "arrange your comestibles"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 In the words the B.I.G man himself, I dont give a bitch enough to catch the bus, and when I see the semen I'm leaving. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 27, 2020 Share Posted September 27, 2020 2 hours ago, HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows said: In the words the B.I.G man himself, I dont give a bitch enough to catch the bus, and when I see the semen I'm leaving. He really was a silver-tongued cavalier. RIP BIG GBNF X 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeWhoWalksBehindTheRows Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 13 hours ago, Dee Man said: He really was a silver-tongued cavalier. RIP BIG GBNF X Popping off two twenty twos in gods 11. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 On 26/09/2020 at 06:34, Dee Man said: Did you end up getting your end away or what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 28, 2020 Share Posted September 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, DAFC. said: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat1.2 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 12 minutes ago, Dariesse said: Opinions on the significance of sex vary. It's a personal experience, and what matters most is the connection and communication between partners. Best read in the voice of Jerry Springer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 41 minutes ago, Cappiecat1.2 said: Best read in the voice of Jerry Springer. Nah, Donald Trump. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RawB93 Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 How can one site be so shite at preventing robots signing up? What happened to the impenetrable traffic lights/motorcycles/zebra crossing robot detection system? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 39 minutes ago, RawB93 said: How can one site be so shite at preventing robots signing up? What happened to the impenetrable traffic lights/motorcycles/zebra crossing robot detection system? Maybe Div's getting into AI and testing it on us. It's not going well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 30 Share Posted January 30 10 hours ago, Dariesse said: Opinions on the significance of sex vary. They certainly do in my house. 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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