Theroadlesstravelled Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 15 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Did you end up getting your end away or what? I’m not sure if she’s allowed conjugal visits- https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-leeds-52965672 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 She surely never got past the preliminary? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 Shagging random slags is overrated. I just did it for the sake of it and to get a bit of an ego boost, but with your girlfriend when there is real emotion involved it's ace.Here, what ever happened to Fudge?! I liked him, he was a good poster. I’m sure someone here lived with him at some point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 9 minutes ago, jamamafegan said: Here, what ever happened to Fudge?! I liked him, he was a good poster. I’m sure someone here lived with him at some point? @Ad Lib 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 He was most likely bored to death then. RIP Fudge. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 22 minutes ago, Mr. Alli said: He was most likely bored to death then. RIP Fudge. Maybe he was asked to leave. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Maybe he was asked to leave. STRONGLY ADVISED 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 I'm sure that sex is very important in everyone's life. When my wife and I quarrel I always go to the London escort agency to unwind. My wife doesn't know about this, since everything happens anonymously. This helps me to maintain our relationship and the experience I get with other girls helps me feel more confident in bed with my wife. We have two children and I don't feel guilty of that because my wife doesn't give me what I get from other girls. How do you see it, friends? Do you use escort services while in a relationship?I wish I had your balls.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 6 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Staying at a hotel and was interrupted mid-coitus by room service (they were quicker than expected). I couldn’t find any clothes or towels at all, except a pair of Mrs P’s leggings. Turns out leggings don’t do much to hide the old chap when it’s angry. Had to shove her into the bathroom where she was shrieking with laughter at my outfit as I had to go through the ritual of the room service laying out our meal, with a cackling wife locked in bathroom. You know you can ask them to leave it outside the door, right? Spoiler 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 4 hours ago, jamamafegan said: Here, what ever happened to Fudge?! I liked him, he was a good poster. I’m sure someone here lived with him at some point? Fudge got banned during Beastgate. I'm pretty sure @David W used to play fives with him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ad Lib Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Mr. Alli said: He was most likely bored to death then. RIP Fudge. I can confirm that Fudge was very much still alive at some point in the last three months as I drove past him. I’m not sure he recognised/noticed me though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 On 25/06/2009 at 22:48, Francesc Fabregas said: I bet she gets changed in front of him and tells him about all the boys she fancies. On 27/06/2009 at 07:13, northfootie said: preggers sex is awesome,i romped the wife senseless more than a few times during pregnancy,and she was mega gagging for it,never seen her so horny my wife and i have been togehter for 20 years this year,and i would say our sexlife is probbaly better now than a few years back,we experiment a lot and do new things these days Two very underrated comments in this thread for very different reasons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted September 26, 2020 Author Share Posted September 26, 2020 12 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Staying at a hotel and was interrupted mid-coitus by room service (they were quicker than expected). I couldn’t find any clothes or towels at all, except a pair of Mrs P’s leggings. Turns out leggings don’t do much to hide the old chap when it’s angry. Had to shove her into the bathroom where she was shrieking with laughter at my outfit as I had to go through the ritual of the room service laying out our meal, with a cackling wife locked in bathroom. If they’d only been 30 seconds later! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hedgecutter Posted September 26, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted September 26, 2020 (edited) Following the death of my (unofficial) father-in-law a couple of months back, it would be fair and understandable to say that my other half hasn't been in the mood of late. Most of the time we've been at her mother's, so that's somewhat limiting anyway. Therefore, to finish off a break last week I thought that I could fork out that little bit more for the last couple of nights and go somewhere a bit more upmarket for a more romantic setting. Big room in the turret of a castle, the big fancy mega-kingsize bed, giant bath etc etc. In summary: somewhat pricey. Following a fun day out on a cloudless summers day in the countryside that had successfully suppressed the dad issue (think 'Nice Painter and His Wife' Fast Show type situations where you go to all lengths to avoid a certain subject), we came back to the hotel room with a bottle of red wine for a soak in the big tub prior to dinner. I even wandered into the nearby village and back beforehand just to get some bubble bath for this as there was no way was I mucking this up. Following that and getting dressed up a bit for a 'date night', we went downstairs to the restaurant and had a top-notch candle-lit dinner involving some fancy starters, sirloin steaks and some more Malbec. Things were going very, very well, and so I suggested that we head back upstairs, to which she agreed and called the waiter over so we could settle the bill. Well, imagine my absolute f***ing delight when the waiter said "We have a nice surprise for you! Your mother phoned us up earlier today to say that she's paying the bill for both of you as a big thank you for all you've done to help over the past few weeks, and all the staff here are all really sorry to hear about your dad". (see spoiler for my inner reaction at this point) Cue a wine-supercharged emotional breakdown in the restaurant as the issue was brought straight back to the forefront, and a complete lack of action that weekend. Never before have I been so ungratefully seething about getting a free steak and wine dinner. Edited September 26, 2020 by Hedgecutter 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 If you think it's overrated, it's because you're pish at it. The idea that women are good for anything else though is overrated. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 1 minute ago, BawWatchin said: If you think it's overrated, it's because you're pish at it. The idea that women are good for anything else though is overrated. You don't let them live long enough to complain. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: You don't let them live long enough to complain. I'd keep the corpses but I just don't have the space for them all tbqhwy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shipa Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 10 minutes ago, BawWatchin said: I'd keep the corpses but I just don't have the space for them all tbqhwy. Only allowed 6 in your house these days. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BawWatchin Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Shipa said: Only allowed 6 in your house these days. Sunday is my day off m8. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted September 26, 2020 Share Posted September 26, 2020 8 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Fudge got banned during Beastgate. I'm pretty sure @David W used to play fives with him. He still posts on here, just not as Fudge. It's not hard to narrow it down if you visit the Stenhousemuir thread. He doesn't play fives any more as 9 pm is past his bed time. His legacy lives on though as we nicked his bibs and still use them. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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