Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Dont be dishing out any pie bootings with them on ffs The bigger the pie, the bigger the bootin’. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 4 minutes ago, HenryHill said: Be ye hunting for treasure matey? Are you propositioning me? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HenryHill Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Are you propositioning me? Aye. Ah'll provide you with all the seamen you need for your quest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 1 minute ago, HenryHill said: Aye. Ah'll provide you with all the seamen you need for your quest. Three pieces of eight and you’ve got yourself a deal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 3 minutes ago, L'immortale Par said: Three pieces of eight and you’ve got yourself a deal. I thought you would Throw the Arrrr away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 46 minutes ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: I thought you would Throw the Arrrr away. On a complete tangent, I only recently found out that it was "if I flattened all the vowels" rather than "if I f**ked all the vowels..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CambieBud Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. Why is your left foot twice the size of the right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 Why is your left foot twice the size of the right?This is a question that deserves an answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 5 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: 14 minutes ago, CambieBud said: Why is your left foot twice the size of the right? This is a question that deserves an answer. As I remarked earlier, he has a club foot, judging by the state of them, £1 a week for 20 weeks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herman Hessian Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 2 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. 15 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curmudgeon Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 3 hours ago, L'immortale Par said: Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. Daniel Day Lewis will be a guaranteed oscar winner in your biopic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted March 18, 2020 Share Posted March 18, 2020 I'd rather wear Philpy's trainers than them 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Why is your left foot twice the size of the right?This is a question that deserves an answer.His left foot is big, but his right foot, is far away. 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 Big Shoe! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hearthammer Posted March 19, 2020 Share Posted March 19, 2020 You know you're getting old when : The lady says, "would you like super sex ?" and you reply : "Oh, the soup would be fine, thanks". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 On 18/03/2020 at 22:12, Zen Archer Esq. said: As I remarked earlier, he has a club foot, judging by the state of them, £1 a week for 20 weeks. This condition is known as 'Provicheck Foot'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted March 26, 2020 Share Posted March 26, 2020 Someone once said that a lack of sex can seriously affect your memory. Can’t remember who said it though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 i don't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silverton End Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 On 18/03/2020 at 19:39, Shandon Par said: Got the Patrick Cox on today so expecting copious amounts of sex later. Gay sex, obvs. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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